Wife saw this on her way home
Burn motherf*ckers burn
Best comment while watching the Sturgis rally.
Basically any news channel these days smh
so you're saying free tissues for everyone?
The perfect sport during Covid.
Downward Poop & Scoop
Forgot my little sister went as a pickle for Halloween a few years ago, funniest shit I've ever seen.
Prove that see levels are rising
This box of cookies doesn't have sewing equipment or tools in it
♫ What would you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning? ♫
Eat fresh, not Subway
Neighborhood kids better watch out.
In A Dream
Wife left me alone at the Chinese food store
Looks like you're trying to shower
Best thing i ever bought at a farmers market.
This WC markings for gents and ladies
This PD just straight up recruiting from the nightmares of 80s kids.
skipping leg day is based
My brain MRI looks like the Grinch.
Imagine how long he had to grind for that ride
his hunger only grows
Kid starts crying because RDJ was not the real Iron Man
Does it tho
At the Renaissance Faire I was at earlier today
*** ***es get money
time spares no one ...
But then we discuss paragraph after paragraph about immigrants, communism, foreskin, etc.
Just an entanglement, chill mario
get demon bugged lOl
The dreaded scourge
They’re married now
Air Conditioning Go Brrrr
Half your shit is mines now...
it was a brehxperience
i like it
Hold the door!
She was not amused.
Damn sad days
Play Pool Shadow Legends. Start now for free
My grandma just texted me a portrait she got of her cat
Ahh yes $200
Highway 121, Sonoma, CA, USA. Taken by Charles O’Rear
I think Brandon's enthusiasm for his job is waning.
Eating an excercised butt is the best feeling in the goddamn world
Found in a town in Czech Republic
Sign found at my local liquor store.
Open your textbooks
My local church put this up recently
I hate my parents
Heard a weird crunching in our tent while camping, look over to find my cousin enjoying an ear of corn very intoxicated
maybe I don't wanna be an edgelord anymore
Canada ran out of street names.
Who at Kellogg's thought "Blue Waffles" was a good idea?
I see 3 normal dogs!
Ah yes, Stupid Nurse
Breaking bad: Swedish edition.
Behold, the top-hat snek
Didn’t expect that not did you
Those were games!
Lovely strokes, elegant curvature, good texture work...
“If I fits, I sits.”
I have several questions...
My 9 week old puppy already mastered the awkward school picture smile.
My son made a wishlist on Amazon, and my mom bought him everything on it without telling either of us. The package arrived today.
Somebody put a weekend at Bernies cardboard cutout in the stands of a baseball game, I love it.
Can I offer you a Corgi in these trying times?
I was in the McDonald's drive thru and caught this gem.
Where are their legs??
pay taxes your dirty libertarians
Hand sanitizer found at my chiropractor's office.
My cat looks like he's seen some shit
I married a monster...
this is how brehs become multicultural
American uniform suits Yuri very much