Best candy

Non essential

Shiver me timbers!

Awesome homemade gift for teachers.

My God....

Bedroom Toys

There's one part, which isn't human

Facts!!

I don't remember that part of the Bible.

officers in poland riding unicorns

The gym I go to has a suggestion for lazy people

Book Smarts

In the balls fam

They was right

This is a typical italian tree

... God that hurts

A new gender I just chose

ANYTHING OTHER THAN ONE!

A little chemistry joke

It has ran your program before you started it too

She decided to dry herself on the couch after swimming in the pool. Can you see the outline of my dog?

Back in my day!

Don't say you weren't warned

Imagine a Life of Luxury

It's always darkest just before the dawn

Gaming rig

I would take it

imitation

My dad was admitted to the hospital. This is his bathroom. It's not one-way glass.

It’s a conundrum, I tell you.

Take two and call me next year

My daughter’s secret handiwork... I just found this and now I can’t stop laughing.

Yep, this is probably why I have really bad eyesight...

Rich in protein

I can’t unsee the resemblances...

Oh the audacity.

I'd be an actor

Regret

I mean... they’re not wrong

Made this so I can reject girls nicely.

or trump, or prince andrew, or probably a lot more people you dont even know breh

Never trust the Greeks

Hair loss

A candid shot from a friend’s wedding. I don’t know the backstory but this is a priceless picture.

Thanks for rubbing that in, Netflix

Its true im british I was there

S M O O C H I N G T I M E

Drove by an apartment I lived in around 1994 for the nostalgia. Was not expecting whatever is going on here...

Technically correct is the best kind of correct

Pick up or delivery

My boss said we could no longer wear masks with text on them. The mask I wore today:

Yes

Really funny NHL.

Uh... hmm

S t r o n k

ENough of this madness

right there

Got the moves

Dad on phone = no bark

Driving home from a family gathering, this made me laugh:

I failed

Add it to the list

I guess we will never know.

That's my favorite part

saw this at a liquor store

Ok, I’m finally sold on a mask.

A hero amongst men

That's a pro gamer move

Evil genius!

No sound needed.

He’s my hero

As someone from Liverpool, I can only imagine this is 100% true

Sikll

He wanna play PlayStation so bad

Please can I join

Not my fault if they are so dummy thick

Cats are good

Rate my set up

Advertising on the next level

Has anyone seen Higgins?

FAKERS

I'm just disappointed

Alabama kid

My 2020 pillow

I appreciate the ingenuity

Anyone want to guess why I just had the worst cup of tea in my life?

always have been

Murica don't want arabic numerals lol

maybe tomorrow

full disclosure

So I got my dog a jean jacket...

risk it all

Recorded for Quality Assurance.

Month of September footage leaked

It's called a Cowch

reverse uno card

You'll need it to load the mother-in-law into the truck

Hola mujeres!

He isn't kitten around

Life is hard for a player