Take two and call me next year

My daughter’s secret handiwork... I just found this and now I can’t stop laughing.

Yep, this is probably why I have really bad eyesight...

Rich in protein

I can’t unsee the resemblances...

Oh the audacity.

I'd be an actor

Regret

I mean... they’re not wrong

Made this so I can reject girls nicely.

or trump, or prince andrew, or probably a lot more people you dont even know breh

Never trust the Greeks

Hair loss

A candid shot from a friend’s wedding. I don’t know the backstory but this is a priceless picture.

Thanks for rubbing that in, Netflix

Its true im british I was there

S M O O C H I N G T I M E

Drove by an apartment I lived in around 1994 for the nostalgia. Was not expecting whatever is going on here...

Technically correct is the best kind of correct

Pick up or delivery

My boss said we could no longer wear masks with text on them. The mask I wore today:

Yes

Really funny NHL.

Uh... hmm

S t r o n k

ENough of this madness

right there

Got the moves

Dad on phone = no bark

Driving home from a family gathering, this made me laugh:

I failed

Add it to the list

I guess we will never know.

That's my favorite part

saw this at a liquor store

Ok, I’m finally sold on a mask.

A hero amongst men

That's a pro gamer move

Evil genius!

No sound needed.

He’s my hero

As someone from Liverpool, I can only imagine this is 100% true

Sikll

He wanna play PlayStation so bad

Please can I join

Not my fault if they are so dummy thick

Cats are good

Rate my set up

Advertising on the next level

Has anyone seen Higgins?

FAKERS

I'm just disappointed

Alabama kid

My 2020 pillow

I appreciate the ingenuity

Anyone want to guess why I just had the worst cup of tea in my life?

always have been

Murica don't want arabic numerals lol

maybe tomorrow

full disclosure

So I got my dog a jean jacket...

risk it all

Recorded for Quality Assurance.

Month of September footage leaked

It's called a Cowch

reverse uno card

You'll need it to load the mother-in-law into the truck

Hola mujeres!

He isn't kitten around

Life is hard for a player

furries

I don’t know if this belongs here sorry if it doesn’t any way my family is moving and my mom decided this is how we’re saying good bye to our pain in the neck neighbor

defense tactic 100

boi 2

boi 1

When you have been with another biatch

Have I seen you in my history book before?

The dream job

Guess the song

I'm disturbed at how long it took me to talk myself out of doing it.

Blastoise

Worst thing you can do is look up symptoms on WebMD

Not mine but quite funny

Get out

Apparently Shaq donates used condoms to Goodwill

which of you little brehs is making fun of us 1v1 me in rust noob

Understood?

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WOMAN

Practicing cross stitch with this wholesome, timeless saying...

Cat go BRRRrrrrrrRRRRRrrrr

Idk why but whenever i see this photo i can’t not smile

Bowser’s ship

My neighbour put this above his doorbell

These shoes aren’t mine. My dog managed to get out today and brought home this collection. Now I have to try to return them all to my neighbours. If I don’t laugh, I’ll cry.

Knights assemble!

There’s gotta be an easier way to lose 30-90 lbs.

Found this pic online

He seems excited

Arizona!

Well, yes.