Practicing cross stitch with this wholesome, timeless saying...

yeah kinda weird

Cat go BRRRrrrrrrRRRRRrrrr

Idk why but whenever i see this photo i can’t not smile

Bowser’s ship

My neighbour put this above his doorbell

These shoes aren’t mine. My dog managed to get out today and brought home this collection. Now I have to try to return them all to my neighbours. If I don’t laugh, I’ll cry.

Knights assemble!

There’s gotta be an easier way to lose 30-90 lbs.

Found this pic online

He seems excited

Arizona!

Well, yes.

Wife saw this on her way home

Centrist memes.

Burn motherf*ckers burn

Best comment while watching the Sturgis rally.

boi 3

Basically any news channel these days smh

so you're saying free tissues for everyone?

2020 Vision.

jesus

The perfect sport during Covid.

Downward Poop & Scoop

Forgot my little sister went as a pickle for Halloween a few years ago, funniest shit I've ever seen.

Yes, Jason

Prove that see levels are rising

Definitely SFW

This box of cookies doesn't have sewing equipment or tools in it

♫ What would you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning? ♫

Eat fresh, not Subway

Neighborhood kids better watch out.

In A Dream

Epsteined

Wife left me alone at the Chinese food store

Looks like you're trying to shower

gotcha again

Best thing i ever bought at a farmers market.

This WC markings for gents and ladies

This PD just straight up recruiting from the nightmares of 80s kids.

skipping leg day is based

My brain MRI looks like the Grinch.

Imagine how long he had to grind for that ride

Always postpone

his hunger only grows

Kid starts crying because RDJ was not the real Iron Man

poopie

Does it tho

At the Renaissance Faire I was at earlier today

wisdom

*** ***es get money

time spares no one ...

But then we discuss paragraph after paragraph about immigrants, communism, foreskin, etc.

Just an entanglement, chill mario

get demon bugged lOl

Lonesome ranger

The dreaded scourge

They’re married now

Air Conditioning Go Brrrr

Half your shit is mines now...

it was a brehxperience

Realpolitik

i like it

Hold the door!

She was not amused.

yoink

Damn sad days

Play Pool Shadow Legends. Start now for free

Quite hard

My grandma just texted me a portrait she got of her cat

B-grade Arseholes

Ahh yes $200

Highway 121, Sonoma, CA, USA. Taken by Charles O’Rear

I think Brandon's enthusiasm for his job is waning.

Eating an excercised butt is the best feeling in the goddamn world

Found in a town in Czech Republic

Always conflicted

Sign found at my local liquor store.

Open your textbooks

My local church put this up recently

I hate my parents

Heard a weird crunching in our tent while camping, look over to find my cousin enjoying an ear of corn very intoxicated

maybe I don't wanna be an edgelord anymore

Canada ran out of street names.

Who at Kellogg's thought "Blue Waffles" was a good idea?

I see 3 normal dogs!

Ah yes, Stupid Nurse

Breaking bad: Swedish edition.

Omggg stahpppp

Behold, the top-hat snek

Didn’t expect that not did you

Those were games!

Lovely strokes, elegant curvature, good texture work...

“If I fits, I sits.”

Bijness

Easy...

I have several questions...

My 9 week old puppy already mastered the awkward school picture smile.

My son made a wishlist on Amazon, and my mom bought him everything on it without telling either of us. The package arrived today.

Mexican bears!