Anyone want to guess why I just had the worst cup of tea in my life?

always have been

Murica don't want arabic numerals lol

maybe tomorrow

full disclosure

So I got my dog a jean jacket...

risk it all

Recorded for Quality Assurance.

Month of September footage leaked

It's called a Cowch

reverse uno card

You'll need it to load the mother-in-law into the truck

Hola mujeres!

He isn't kitten around

Life is hard for a player

furries

I don’t know if this belongs here sorry if it doesn’t any way my family is moving and my mom decided this is how we’re saying good bye to our pain in the neck neighbor

defense tactic 100

boi 2

boi 1

When you have been with another biatch

Have I seen you in my history book before?

The dream job

Guess the song

I'm disturbed at how long it took me to talk myself out of doing it.

Blastoise

Worst thing you can do is look up symptoms on WebMD

Not mine but quite funny

Get out

Apparently Shaq donates used condoms to Goodwill

which of you little brehs is making fun of us 1v1 me in rust noob

Understood?

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WOMAN

Practicing cross stitch with this wholesome, timeless saying...

Cat go BRRRrrrrrrRRRRRrrrr

Idk why but whenever i see this photo i can’t not smile

Bowser’s ship

My neighbour put this above his doorbell

These shoes aren’t mine. My dog managed to get out today and brought home this collection. Now I have to try to return them all to my neighbours. If I don’t laugh, I’ll cry.

Knights assemble!

There’s gotta be an easier way to lose 30-90 lbs.

Found this pic online

He seems excited

Arizona!

Well, yes.

Wife saw this on her way home

Centrist memes.

Burn motherf*ckers burn

Best comment while watching the Sturgis rally.

boi 3

Basically any news channel these days smh

so you're saying free tissues for everyone?

2020 Vision.

jesus

The perfect sport during Covid.

Downward Poop & Scoop

Forgot my little sister went as a pickle for Halloween a few years ago, funniest shit I've ever seen.

Yes, Jason

Prove that see levels are rising

Definitely SFW

This box of cookies doesn't have sewing equipment or tools in it

♫ What would you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning? ♫

Eat fresh, not Subway

Neighborhood kids better watch out.

In A Dream

Epsteined

Wife left me alone at the Chinese food store

Looks like you're trying to shower

gotcha again

Best thing i ever bought at a farmers market.

This WC markings for gents and ladies

This PD just straight up recruiting from the nightmares of 80s kids.

skipping leg day is based

My brain MRI looks like the Grinch.

Imagine how long he had to grind for that ride

Always postpone

his hunger only grows

Kid starts crying because RDJ was not the real Iron Man

poopie

Does it tho

At the Renaissance Faire I was at earlier today

wisdom

time spares no one ...

But then we discuss paragraph after paragraph about immigrants, communism, foreskin, etc.

Just an entanglement, chill mario

get demon bugged lOl

Lonesome ranger

The dreaded scourge

They’re married now

Air Conditioning Go Brrrr

Half your shit is mines now...

it was a brehxperience

Realpolitik

Hold the door!

She was not amused.

yoink

Damn sad days

Play Pool Shadow Legends. Start now for free

Quite hard

My grandma just texted me a portrait she got of her cat