Cat shocked it is pregnant

Scorching

If 2020 was toilet paper.

Problem solved

pain

Accidental ***

Neighbors mailbox

Keep those no mask wearing fools out!

Husband not as thrilled with this decor project as I was

Yelling Mutants

When mom was broke and couldn’t afford the new spice girls album.

Stud

Thought Urban Dictionary's Word of the Day was pretty funny

Canadian units of measurement

I mean it's still affection

Perfection

Come on Jim, get in the loop

Oh Ariel...

That Crow on Mission...

Catman!

Game

Nike...

Easy mode

This guy looks like every single Spider-Man actor put together

Grown man lunchables

hits pretty close to home

Now this is brotherhood

Error 404: Year not found

How rude!

The world's most perfect graffiti.

Rome wasn't destroyed in a day

Triple H Car Wash

They work for the motherlands

I made a story about my workplace

Infinite light

Americans do too

Saw this in the wild today

Help!!

But it drives!

stronk

Day 6, they didn't noticed me yet

A little heads up would have been nice.

Mr. Peanut

Got this in a text from my sister followed by “sorry wrong person!”

Bros we can do it

What other games are there?

This kid is going places

This cabinet in my 5 foot tall girlfriends apartment

Aren't you glad you aren't one of them?

Math in Real Life: These mattresses are a bar chart showing the probability of each mattress falling off the back of the truck.

After 2 years of learning Spanish

But who :o

I bought my car in 2013 with one goal in mind and one goal only. Today I reached that goal. My odometer spelled “BOOBS”

Finding humour in the shitshow that is 2020

bobs plz

Age 31: I do crack up my butt, my mouth doesn’t work anymore!

It's a sad existence

My last one. Go ask your dad.

You little ***

Sips tea*

“You shouldn’t be here” “Neither should you”

Foot Doctor humor

Literally every time I’d play the coin pusher arcade games as a kid

No side effects

Got a new kitten. It’s been a bit of an adjustment.

If 2020 was a beer

Mutant Yelling

Please train the bears

The real adult version of the ice cream man.

On your six

I just wanted to share this historic moment that a took about a month ago

“Yes I approve”

Listen here you little

Sweep it babe...

How you doin? ;)

Bird:Time to wash your car

Some people just aren't creative in any way.

0/10 would not recommend

You can't tell me how to physics

My wife religiously writes down dinner for the week. Guess this week just hit the fan.

That’s me on the right

A story in six pictures

Relax, you will graduate.

Rape

I’ve always wondered

You are

Sniper Inbound!

My kitten when he sees me naked

title

I don't know what this does but I think it might just end the world...

I guess my son thinks I need to lose weight

What have you done human?

A new tesla product

Really selling the free curbside kitchenware

Mood

This time of year

Something to feel good about

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Mr Ice Cream man

My daughter, doing her own makeup, went full Mimi.