Bros we can do it
What other games are there?
This kid is going places
This cabinet in my 5 foot tall girlfriends apartment
Aren't you glad you aren't one of them?
Math in Real Life: These mattresses are a bar chart showing the probability of each mattress falling off the back of the truck.
After 2 years of learning Spanish
But who :o
I bought my car in 2013 with one goal in mind and one goal only. Today I reached that goal. My odometer spelled “BOOBS”
Finding humour in the shitshow that is 2020
bobs plz
Age 31: I do crack up my butt, my mouth doesn’t work anymore!
It's a sad existence
My last one. Go ask your dad.
You little ***
Sips tea*
“You shouldn’t be here” “Neither should you”
Foot Doctor humor
Literally every time I’d play the coin pusher arcade games as a kid
No side effects
Got a new kitten. It’s been a bit of an adjustment.
If 2020 was a beer
Mutant Yelling
Please train the bears
The real adult version of the ice cream man.
On your six
I just wanted to share this historic moment that a took about a month ago
“Yes I approve”
Listen here you little
Sweep it babe...
How you doin? ;)
Bird:Time to wash your car
Some people just aren't creative in any way.
0/10 would not recommend
You can't tell me how to physics
My wife religiously writes down dinner for the week. Guess this week just hit the fan.
That’s me on the right
A story in six pictures
Relax, you will graduate.
Rape
I’ve always wondered
You are
Sniper Inbound!
My kitten when he sees me naked
title
I don't know what this does but I think it might just end the world...
I guess my son thinks I need to lose weight
What have you done human?
A new tesla product
Really selling the free curbside kitchenware
Mood
This time of year
Something to feel good about
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Mr Ice Cream man
My daughter, doing her own makeup, went full Mimi.
Its true!
Noice mousepad
The guy on the right.
i- umm.. welp hes not wrong
They did
my dentist spit on me and i couldn't even spit back because he sucked up all my mouth juice
Henry Porter
I thought they were holding an ice cream cone!
Took kids parasailing and they played dead.
My dog is a foreigner. He doesn't understand my culture.
He looks professional yes sir
Everyone Else’s Summer vs my Summer
I found this card at a store around the corner from me and just had to take a photo
“‘Cause baby now we got bag gloves.” or whatever Taylor Swift said.
The men you please
What did I just create
I've lost count
Four
My friend just got a portrait done of his dog
And then the rainbow decided to change its style...
Who uses a sock instead of a jar smh
nvm
Americans would want this
Sorry fam
Found this in the make-up section of a local Target.
There is nothing more sad than the existence of the simp.
From now on I’m going to use my toddler as my strong password generator.
My life goal is to turn the whole map green
"I don't know I just got here"
My husband made lunch for me today
Timmmm.... BER!
Cantaloupe: I just want to fit in.
Brother just texted me this. Certainly is branded accurately.
Saw this amazing “Ad” walking in my neighborhood today
Soviet Russia...
My custom crazy straw came in the mail today!
Welcome to the 21st Century
Always listen to granny.
Our 4 year old set this up while I was in the bathroom and then proudly announced that I was trapped.
The ever fluctuating price of a 14” pizza
Found before a hike
The state flag of Florida
It worksky
Went to Aldi today. I did it guys, I finally did it. This is my all time proudest moment