There is nothing more sad than the existence of the simp.
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Everything is within the flows of causality.
From now on I’m going to use my toddler as my strong password generator.
My life goal is to turn the whole map green
"I don't know I just got here"
My husband made lunch for me today
Cantaloupe: I just want to fit in.
Brother just texted me this. Certainly is branded accurately.
Saw this amazing “Ad” walking in my neighborhood today
My custom crazy straw came in the mail today!
Welcome to the 21st Century
Always listen to granny.
Our 4 year old set this up while I was in the bathroom and then proudly announced that I was trapped.
The ever fluctuating price of a 14” pizza
Found before a hike
The state flag of Florida
Went to Aldi today. I did it guys, I finally did it. This is my all time proudest moment
On second thought...let's not park here. Tis a silly place...
The teacher texted me and told me to wake her up
As a mailman, I usually don’t know what’s in the package. But I’m pretty sure this is a tennis racket.
It’s a Redshirt world out there. Stay safe.
My sister's mask
We must never forget...
Found this gem on Amazon.
*sweeps all four*
she never loved me
I did like an hour ago
Better then holding the flashlight
Just connect the dots
If 2020 was a door
What an event
Time lapse of will smith aging
Bubbles are a hell of a drug
Come on guys play your part
Salute for those who always obeys the rules
Once again, I'm asking for your F's
I love you son, but there are just some things we cannot have
Caught this badass Granny driving around in her Black Minivan with Ghost flames
what living in Brazil does to you
I can’t be the only one.
Needlepoint in my mother-in-law's bathroom...
This kid needs help.
Best birthday e v e r
For the Empire!
My co-worker wanted croutons on the side at Panera, but auto-correct typed create hands.
I have trust issues
My control on life
Found in a glass case of a restaurant
Finally, I found out what this thing does.
Title of your post
Fully rested and ready to learn
She's a frisky one
Get the fine crystal out for the good stuff !
Pum ch pum ch
The exercise is too hard for me
People who pronounce data instead of data disgust me
Eldritch horror at the pool
How'd you know that?
I've seen a lot of discord jokes recently
To be that young and dumb again...
The end of Sauron
This lollipop wrapper fell out of my daughter's pocket, I had to do a double-take
The abyss staring back
Sad batman noises
Hedgehog getting a afternoon nap in, look at that pink belly!
An interesting titel
An inconvenient truth
Holds 1000 lbs
This is what the Marvel Cinematic Universe looks like to people who don’t follow it.
This man... This man, is doing life right.
Welcome back to school
Our garden gnome lost his fishing pole and now he just looks like he's packin' heat
Someone keyed my buddy's car, so he corrected it.
Funny cuz it’s true
How my mom uses me during the Lockdown.
A friend told us that rat licker is slang for anti-masker in Ireland. My wife made this wonderful comic.
Unseen juice required
Do it puss-y
They’re the best
A moodboard of my very photogenic dog at the beach
I wish I had a kid to tell this to :/
Ohh no no
new zealand do be chillin though