i- umm.. welp hes not wrong

They did

my dentist spit on me and i couldn't even spit back because he sucked up all my mouth juice

Henry Porter

I thought they were holding an ice cream cone!

Took kids parasailing and they played dead.

My dog is a foreigner. He doesn't understand my culture.

He looks professional yes sir

Everyone Else’s Summer vs my Summer

I found this card at a store around the corner from me and just had to take a photo

“‘Cause baby now we got bag gloves.” or whatever Taylor Swift said.

The men you please

What did I just create

I've lost count

Four

My friend just got a portrait done of his dog

And then the rainbow decided to change its style...

Who uses a sock instead of a jar smh

nvm

Americans would want this

Sorry fam

Found this in the make-up section of a local Target.

There is nothing more sad than the existence of the simp.

From now on I’m going to use my toddler as my strong password generator.

My life goal is to turn the whole map green

"I don't know I just got here"

My husband made lunch for me today

Timmmm.... BER!

Cantaloupe: I just want to fit in.

Brother just texted me this. Certainly is branded accurately.

Saw this amazing “Ad” walking in my neighborhood today

Soviet Russia...

My custom crazy straw came in the mail today!

Welcome to the 21st Century

Always listen to granny.

Our 4 year old set this up while I was in the bathroom and then proudly announced that I was trapped.

The ever fluctuating price of a 14” pizza

Found before a hike

The state flag of Florida

It worksky

Went to Aldi today. I did it guys, I finally did it. This is my all time proudest moment

On second thought...let's not park here. Tis a silly place...

The teacher texted me and told me to wake her up

As a mailman, I usually don’t know what’s in the package. But I’m pretty sure this is a tennis racket.

It’s a Redshirt world out there. Stay safe.

My sister's mask

We must never forget...

Found this gem on Amazon.

Lizard

*sweeps all four*

she never loved me

I did like an hour ago

You’re right

Better then holding the flashlight

Just connect the dots

If 2020 was a door

What an event

Time lapse of will smith aging

Prison break:

Cant wait

Bubbles are a hell of a drug

The Ark.

Come on guys play your part

Salute for those who always obeys the rules

Good market

Once again, I'm asking for your F's

I love you son, but there are just some things we cannot have

*Bends over*

Ouch

Caught this badass Granny driving around in her Black Minivan with Ghost flames

what living in Brazil does to you

I can’t be the only one.

Needlepoint in my mother-in-law's bathroom...

This kid needs help.

Sensitive Guy

Best birthday e v e r

For the Empire!

My co-worker wanted croutons on the side at Panera, but auto-correct typed create hands.

I have trust issues

My control on life

Found in a glass case of a restaurant

Hale Satin.

Finally, I found out what this thing does.

Title of your post

comedy gold

Fully rested and ready to learn

chase

She's a frisky one

Get the fine crystal out for the good stuff !

Pum ch pum ch

The exercise is too hard for me

People who pronounce data instead of data disgust me

Eldritch horror at the pool

How'd you know that?

I've seen a lot of discord jokes recently

To be that young and dumb again...

The end of Sauron

This lollipop wrapper fell out of my daughter's pocket, I had to do a double-take

The abyss staring back

Sad batman noises