A spider stole my lego sword. Should I be scared?!???

keep your circle smaller and cuter

Found the source o the sauce

A modern solution to a classic problem.

Please...

A picture of my brother in P.E class today

“well, Clarice, have the lambs stopped screaming?”

Despite

The only kind of dog fight I can appreciate.

Stolen from my insta

My new favorite sign

Slap

Good time to grab a snack.

Cuts down on food cost too

I think this is a good system for the wife, don’t you?

Cookie box

I agree

Crodeth

This man knew what he wanted and went out and got it.

Finally I found it...

Being a terrible dad to my daughter.

Amish 5G

Get the right type of guns for dinosaurs

Yeeeeeper

No frogs shall be safe from the big ghae

Anyone else concerned this is what awaits them? Just me?

What in tarnation?

The amount of disappointment is immeasurable.

Is this guy sure he doesn't smoke crack?

Inposhiburu

I see this every time on my walk home and thought this might be funny

thats the drem breh

Ok very helpful...

Fags

Found this outside a shop on holiday in Lake District, England

Raising the Dead

Life as a half-human, half-lizard mutant

Answer in comment

21st century

Ah yis, health

breh

Interesting!!

Haha so much fun guys, but seriously where is my kidney?

Just work out

Just found out I’m not a sinner

Fastest man in the east

Quarantine garden

Flat earthers and their beauty standards

Perfection since creation

Decided to spice up my brother's baby photos

An old one but it always brings a smile to my face

HLWiMR

No Safety

We could all use a pet rock these days

apparently my pussy fell off...

Kurwa

Quietp

True.

Last people on Earth

Cheemsburbger ain't got nothing on this

Franz, hold my France

Let's not get old

Things are getting out of hand

Stealing purses was a Statement

That over smart child.

Step lion

Snapple fact: 627

Today’s bumper sticker find

I'm John Cena

Cat Cussing

What an ad

spanish bombs

Derp Maul

Zoom classes

Rules no longer apply

“It’s bullshit, I did not hit her. I did nooot.

Settle for Banana 2020

If you logged onto the internet in 2003...you know

I would take either

I rediscovered the snacks I hid from my kids in my desk. It’s going to be a good day.

Anorld Clones

My favorite guest room decoration by far... My girlfriend disagrees

"Let's take it offline"

My town is so rough, even the onion relish has a criminal record!

Gary Larson inspired

He's a tight end no less

Coins. No more context is needed

"Fire Lord"

Women and their stupid heat resistance ...

Thanks for the gift

This is how vaginas are made

My boyfriend is starting work again after his workplace has been shut down for 6+ months!! He's super excited to start his first day!

Mmm mmm delicious

Doggo gets surgery and is high on tranquilizers

Lil dude had to get shaved for surgery

No turtle unsaved

this how brehs be rollin

Nesquik's?

The lights may need replacing

Yes chicken nuggets