Dads in a nutshell

Happy Humpty

U won't understand

What have you become

Duck goes brrrrr

brehsus christ is my breh

The ring tempts you

***ing Handitaur

what?

My air freshener for my car

My sister and I wanted a selfie with a deer.

I've started deliberately misinterpreting song lyrics..

Perfection at its finest.

Return to monke? NO, we be going back even farther

Just parked next to this

I know it's small but I worked past the laughter and this was the result of my efforts

my friend’s daughter set some lofty goals

Found my Christmas ornament for this year.

W-what are you doing step car?

Jupiter, high on caffeine, sleep deprived, and doing its best to take care of 79 moons

Cats are cute

It's been about 6 months since I put this on a welder at work and no one has said anything. It's a magnet with sharpie on it.

She makes a good point

Imagine paying for sex witth pictures of your grandma

What to do?

qbreh

Every cat owner gets this....

University material

What would other companies' themes sound like?

Bilbo never made it to the Grey Havens

Wanted to share this!

Not me i'm a good Christian boy

Aynway, I need a new church and wife.

Jupiter’s 2020 face

brehs hugelol doesnt exist it is merely memes condensed to a slow vibration

Oh naw!

The one and only fox has been slowly destroyed over the years by graphic design :(

If CIA doesn't want to murder you, what are you even doing with your life fam

Leave me A-LOAN

Bye!!

Sweet license plate on a McLaren I saw downtown

bher

Pork

Another gem to add to my birthday card collection.

water is level earh = flat breh

Why do you call it football if you use metric?

I wasn’t wrong

Getting there... eventually

Apartment for rent

I cannot unsee this!

-IQ-

hey

Damn ...

It’s fine. Everything is fine...

Glory hole shut

Surf and Jerk

everyday life of having a cat aha

Why does my cat look like a dad answering a FaceTime call

Birthday card for a friend

Never noticed how short I was till my cousin came over to visit.

slaving away on diamonds just to end up in my peehole lmaooo

Wife tried to snap a pic of our 5yo running towards her on the pier. He was too focused on his juicebox and didn't see the stainless steel fishing table.

Batman at the Bar

%100

U just played yourself

Step bro...

Southern folks just make things work.

If it’s stuck together it counts as one Gusher

Yes, there are two circles there

No one's removed this lad from my dorm's stairway, so I turned him into a work of art

nightbeater

Camping is ass

Yummy......

The news we all need in these dark times

You too, life!

Flashback to Pete 4 years ago when he had to be drugged for a haircut

New Burger King tells it as it is

My type of art.

South Boston COVID-19 signage.

Kids were upset because the grass in Ohio weren't pink as suggested by map of USA

The name's Astley, Rick Astley

While watching Power Rangers my daughter said "Cardi B has been trying to take over the world for a while now."

Tap, Snap or Nap!

Nice try, Netflix.

My gf asked me to get Terry Crews in bed with her, so I got this pillowcase made.

I told my wife to update our dry erase calendar since it was last done in July. This is her update.

store

It's perfectly safe!

My 2 year old daughter was pretty hungry.

Will Poulter dressing up as Sid from Toy Story

taco extra beef

My roommate has my back

Should be bloody good this

We're going to need a few more spaces

At my local bagel shop.

Walmart clock

Favourite Hank hill quote.

Church gonna be interesting on Sunday

My dad was responsible for our neighbourhood sign this week, a series

I wonder why I'm sad all the time