My daughter fell asleep on the carpet, and I have too much free time.

Nat geo is overrated.

title

Someone posted this by the sink at work

What a great way to sell pineapples.

Sad

Looks beautiful

Best vending machine

facts

Hahaha look at that high wasted man, he got feminine hips!

goteem

I have a downvote

DO IT!!!

To the dank and more away

Help!

Hon Hon

Husband Packed Vacuum Cleaner For Mother-In-Law For Birthday

Winner lol

:^)

What are you hiding, Google?

This man smart

Mmmmm delicious hand corn!

Call the bondbulance

Americans favourite aisle

Sus stuff is coming

Please, believe me.

It's going to be dead sea soon

Maskleading

Sedative

He just became iron man

21 jump street dudes

Who's the retard here?

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Frozen stiff.

Your Reward

Obviously

brehvangelicals

We are all slowly rotting away

She kinda looks like TheWitch

My dude doesn't have time to simp

All time classics

carefully.he's a hero

Good time to back the hell up

A lesson in social psychology

This disappointed cat really brightens my day

Homemade capybara.

The star is born.

I want to *** you

Saw this after golfing

The ultimate anime villain

I meant

That's just your Sposition

Otterly ridiculous

Marketing heroes.

all while looking me in the eye, TV and hand.

What a true gentleman

My girlfriend's ceiling fan is also a leaf blower.

Hot!!!

Respectfully

Gotta eat meat for proteins.

Just unusual thing at Indian toilet

Around we go

I don't know what's the top right one, but I wanna be that!

Anger

I'm no narc.

Students in Scotland need help

ASSert dominance

Arizona, you tried.

You forget how it happens until you adopt another one. Say goodbye to your shoes, ankles, and top lip if you don’t wake up fast enough. All worth it!

Finally, a day care center for us.

I’m all for Halloween decorations, but I draw the line at skeletons of invertebrates.

What to do???

This ad showed up while I was browsing. Apparently the home of my dreams doesn’t come with a driveway.

Don’t choose the red kids bath paint

bruh

gym was actual torture

A perfect world they could do both

My wife is getting ready to cook us dinner

Just like when somebody says they're going to go after my repost Lol thanks!!

Found this gem on the back of an RV in Florida.

Personally I would probably do it

I had a dream last night, and I got this idea for a funny photoshop...so here’s Woolly Nelson

:-/

All good back here?

Holy Roman and actually an Empire

I've been single for so long that if something close to this ever happen to me... i'd be very skeptical

At least it’s something I guess

Saw this car parked next to mine, my wife couldn’t figure out why I thought it was funny

Your package sir!

Functional fashion

gg wp

Spotted in someone’s front yard...

Never know where I will find her

We have long talks!

You will?

Man...

The Denver Broncos have the entire town of ‘South Park’ in the stands for today’s NFL game.

Opportunity of a lifetime

The town motto of Gettysburg, SD.

Hold up..