Sugar

GULP* GULP* Hm, tastes like strawberry. GULP* SPIL* SPIL*

:))

“Sir, a cup or a bowl?” “I’d like a cauldron, please.”

If you put woman's hair on Mike, hoy get Mariah Myers

man of culture

:Λ)

dumbass

I hollered!!

yeah

Magic trick by a good boy.

good boy

Found this guy on a bike ride today, thought I’d share.

If anyone wants to know how online school is going, well here it is

This is an angel

Sitting on the bus and noticing the seats look like sad penises.

I don't get these motivational quotes sometimes

It is Taco Tuesday

:'(

My first Halloween as a homeowner and I got a little carried away with the decorating!

Vaccinate.

Only two moods

This kid is a legend

New Apple car

I hate ubisoft

One of our patients had an allergic reaction

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

artwork

O-o

Target destroyed

The school should pay me to skip class

a dark knight

S O Y

F*uck you Greg!!

fat rabbit lol

True or nah ?

I’ve found the answer to all our problems.

10/10 would eat here

It's only Monday

Hmmmmm

Sneaked calculator to this test.. i better pass it

To the batmobile!!

The reality of the song Grenade by Bruno Mars

True.

This is the first time I’ve seen this type of Halloween decoration

Keep looking!

Don’t think IT’s going to be coming back from that

Sad Mario Monday

BadAss Billy

BEGONE

I want you to draw me like one of your french robots.

Chill

Kathleen gets around...

Don’t know if this is a repost!

Real shame

My cousin's response to how college is going. She majors in marine biology.

Ooh he's a big one!

of course they are

So me and my friend are arguing over how many sandwiches his would be considered i say 1

Bedtime Story

Coward

I laughed actually...

There really is no way to know...

I bet

Romantic Elk

Even OGs prefer 2D

Wait

You'd struggle to pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel

I failed

horsepower

He tried

can any brehientist confirm if this will work

my whole life was lie

Anybody want some cookies? I made them myself...

it shall be brehplaced by a librehtarian uthopia led by brehrmin supreme

Classic names

Wow! No wildfires caused

what the cat

I'll take the hearts

Lawd JESUS.

At a Hilton. If I’m looking for a service... doesn’t matter what floor I’m on. It’s somewhere else.

That was easy

Vet's Sign - Free Belly Rubs

Cancel Halloween. This guy won.

The label on my new fitted bed sheet. Slightly afraid of washing it if I shouldn't feed it after midnight.

Starbucks has a secret menu apparently

Wow .d

LOL

Solvang, CA

Kill or be killed

My little brother is getting a new room. Ill sleep better knowing that whenever he bends down to charge his phone, he’ll be a dummy.

chad med colonizers

Pretty accurate!!!

How to get yourself banned from your church pumpkin carving contest

“What is the funniest loophole you have ever seen?”

PlayStation Doofenshmirtz Or Xbox Series Perry?

Hughie = pasta overcooked in unsalted water

Pumpkins Age Like Meth Heads

I don't understand it mom

With this luck, I should buy a lottery ticket. Every 2 pack in the whole bag was pink