My asian dad just mailed me some medicines from China, and behold what he wrote in item description.
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Seen on fb marketplace
Something something Discord admin
Let's Split Up!
"The rise of the average"
5. I have a home on a bonny hill near a bonny lake
i can smell it from here
Kust wanna gatekeep good music.
I love you Amazon...
Anyone else thinks that this is Mortal Kombat material?
The movie was so much better than the books.
You’ll almost for sure be found within 6 days! All good!!
Tom probably already has HIV
This cat should be named Hellboy
Ambiguity is key!
The universal Dad note...
Let's go for both
Just helping the environment
lmao same :(
For very very hard days
they stole my heterosexuality
I wouldn’t have said better myself
The stages of depression
ugga approves drawing
My creepy ass dad, being creepy in his new camper
And my mum wonders why no one knocked on our door last year...
Basic b*tches everywhere
Most intense two minutes of her life
Shall I also force them to uninate, Mr. Stark?
is this a brehpost
They turn into a pickle!
Barry Allen who?
GULP* GULP* Hm, tastes like strawberry. GULP* SPIL* SPIL*
“Sir, a cup or a bowl?” “I’d like a cauldron, please.”
If you put woman's hair on Mike, hoy get Mariah Myers
man of culture
Magic trick by a good boy.
Found this guy on a bike ride today, thought I’d share.
If anyone wants to know how online school is going, well here it is
This is an angel
Sitting on the bus and noticing the seats look like sad penises.
I don't get these motivational quotes sometimes
It is Taco Tuesday
My first Halloween as a homeowner and I got a little carried away with the decorating!
Only two moods
This kid is a legend
New Apple car
I hate ubisoft
One of our patients had an allergic reaction
Based and pilled sims meme
The school should pay me to skip class
a dark knight
S O Y
F*uck you Greg!!
fat rabbit lol
True or nah ?
I’ve found the answer to all our problems.
10/10 would eat here
It's only Monday
Sneaked calculator to this test.. i better pass it
To the batmobile!!
The reality of the song Grenade by Bruno Mars
This is the first time I’ve seen this type of Halloween decoration
Don’t think IT’s going to be coming back from that
Sad Mario Monday