Things you can say about your computer, but not your girlfriend.

thiw how brehs flirt

Big Chicken

THEY....ARE.....COMING

Ford gt

>:)

My uncle told my cousin that the wig was permanent.

Let that song sink in

Getting along

Good mom

You like it? It's very generous.

This horrid tragety has two possible solutions

Ah yes complexity

This is how Japan attacked Pearl Harbor according to flat earthers.

totally EPIC PRANK to pull in the HOSPITAL!

Some serious competition between two car dealerships.

go ahead

Contestant number three

Can I learn this power?

--- IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT ---

Contestant number two

Contestant number one

scari

pakistan zindabad

Sheeeit (literally)

The Eleventh Commandment!

Selling GF

Amazon also delivers humor.

Read up on the Battle of Suiyang

Well, this is true.

Death gets a new uniform

My 11 year daughter’s daily art prompt: Draw a fish in something other than open water. It made me chuckle, but also should I be worried?

Try it, goat sucker!

Charades at the Monastery. "A body part, you say?"

It’s snowing in October

Looking for a violent monitor stand? "Would hit a man with glasses"

relatable (?)

my wife found the best painting

Death VS Cats

This sign is right to the point.

At that moment, even god felt fear

dam that's really impressive, daddy

Have a seat and tell me about your day

▲

Isn't Amazon's AI the best?

Answer us Disney

imagine their art if they were nuked a third time

This ***

No femboy foxes guys

Like knives

Terry is much better than any thot

pierogi

My queen

My asian dad just mailed me some medicines from China, and behold what he wrote in item description.

Deal

:^)

Seen on fb marketplace

Retard wagon

Something something Discord admin

Let's Split Up!

TRUE enlightenment

"The rise of the average"

5. I have a home on a bonny hill near a bonny lake

Royal Wednesday

i can smell it from here

Kust wanna gatekeep good music.

I love you Amazon...

Anyone else thinks that this is Mortal Kombat material?

Slave

Why....

The movie was so much better than the books.

You’ll almost for sure be found within 6 days! All good!!

Tom probably already has HIV

This cat should be named Hellboy

Ambiguity is key!

Kys

The universal Dad note...

Let's go for both

Just helping the environment

lmao same :(

For very very hard days

Nothing worse

Poggers

they stole my heterosexuality

watch community

Headless Horsemelon

Read Agan

I wouldn’t have said better myself

JERRY!!!!

The stages of depression

wojaking

ugga approves drawing

euro stronk

Home schooled

My creepy ass dad, being creepy in his new camper

And my mum wonders why no one knocked on our door last year...

:'(

Simpler times.

Basic b*tches everywhere

Most intense two minutes of her life