My asian dad just mailed me some medicines from China, and behold what he wrote in item description.

Deal

:^)

Seen on fb marketplace

Retard wagon

Something something Discord admin

Let's Split Up!

TRUE enlightenment

"The rise of the average"

5. I have a home on a bonny hill near a bonny lake

Royal Wednesday

i can smell it from here

Kust wanna gatekeep good music.

I love you Amazon...

Anyone else thinks that this is Mortal Kombat material?

Slave

Why....

The movie was so much better than the books.

You’ll almost for sure be found within 6 days! All good!!

Tom probably already has HIV

This cat should be named Hellboy

Ambiguity is key!

Kys

The universal Dad note...

Let's go for both

Just helping the environment

lmao same :(

For very very hard days

Nothing worse

Poggers

they stole my heterosexuality

watch community

Headless Horsemelon

Read Agan

I wouldn’t have said better myself

JERRY!!!!

The stages of depression

wojaking

ugga approves drawing

euro stronk

Home schooled

My creepy ass dad, being creepy in his new camper

And my mum wonders why no one knocked on our door last year...

:'(

Simpler times.

Basic b*tches everywhere

Most intense two minutes of her life

Shall I also force them to uninate, Mr. Stark?

is this a brehpost

They turn into a pickle!

Barry Allen who?

Sugar

GULP* GULP* Hm, tastes like strawberry. GULP* SPIL* SPIL*

:))

“Sir, a cup or a bowl?” “I’d like a cauldron, please.”

If you put woman's hair on Mike, hoy get Mariah Myers

man of culture

:Λ)

dumbass

I hollered!!

yeah

Magic trick by a good boy.

good boy

Found this guy on a bike ride today, thought I’d share.

If anyone wants to know how online school is going, well here it is

This is an angel

Sitting on the bus and noticing the seats look like sad penises.

I don't get these motivational quotes sometimes

It is Taco Tuesday

:'(

My first Halloween as a homeowner and I got a little carried away with the decorating!

Vaccinate.

Only two moods

This kid is a legend

New Apple car

I hate ubisoft

One of our patients had an allergic reaction

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

artwork

O-o

Target destroyed

The school should pay me to skip class

a dark knight

S O Y

F*uck you Greg!!

fat rabbit lol

True or nah ?

I’ve found the answer to all our problems.

10/10 would eat here

It's only Monday

Hmmmmm

Sneaked calculator to this test.. i better pass it

To the batmobile!!

The reality of the song Grenade by Bruno Mars

True.

This is the first time I’ve seen this type of Halloween decoration

Keep looking!

Don’t think IT’s going to be coming back from that

Sad Mario Monday

BadAss Billy