My phone sent me a one year anniversary reminder of the time I sent my wife a picture of the sanitary products, as I couldn't remember which one to buy.

Thank you Terry, very cool

Definitely my wife and I

A Mocking Bird

I haven't figured out how to transmit titles though

The best tip

The Halloween Costume

>:)

Well I lost

Brace yourself winter is coming

Jellyfish sting

One got sick

(･ัω･ั)

Oh, s*it

My neighbor has a sense of humor.

Have a taste of your own medicine. Part II

how many houses have trap maids

Apparently I have some creative neighbors.

... thanks

It's also the same for next gen games

If you don’t sing it, try again.

oi!Δ

it's 5:36

I like your funny words ramen man

jokes on you, nobody does that

Death's Intern

Yes we

Undeath

>:l stupid Japan

This is what we trained forrrr!!

Wait hold up

Desperate times need desperate measures.

One of my friends made this. Astute observation :D

This made me chuckle on walk to work this morning

You better call somebody

King!

Can you spot the tree

I can't wait 2021

I must be a train

:'(

I've had the same giraffe shower curtain since I moved in a few years ago. At 26, I thought it was time to get a more serious curtain.

You're a monster

This years costume.

breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh

Human thing

All men can relate to the cold weather.

For free!

Pls do that

damn that'd suck

I'm gonna hug this guy

arigato gozaimasu brack person

On my 14yo son’s whiteboard.

Finished my first drawing today, the book said 3 years + and it only took me 2 hours. ***ing amateurs

Birthday present from mom.

Virtual Halloween costume contest Friday, wish me luck!

5 Years Ago My Son Granted Me The Opportunity Make His “Favorite Food” Costume For Halloween

>:)

Do not be guided by appearances or by well dressed people, behind is the one who really did the job

I'd like to live

What lips

***ing Chickens

*Hits Smirnoff*

Da faq dey doin over there?!

No never!!

Reminds me of resident evil 5

World domination

Ah yes the negotiator

Master of invisibility

yum

"1955 was a time" ...I want to read the rest.

Preparing for the first kidless getaway in two years.

Someone drove through the front of our local 7 Eleven. I wasn’t even supposed to be here today!

Ye that does seem kinda creepy

Jokes my Mum sends me

My friend just called me from jail. He's in a real bind right now and asked me to post Bale. I'm not sure how this will help, but here you go Jake.

I present female elf Dwight Shrute

Look inside yourself the answer is obvious

Spotted in India

The dream

>:)

Um ok then

Uh....

Just bought a log cabin from IKEA

phew, close one

Oh god looks scary

At least there are only 5 of them...

But wait, there's an app for that

Our ruthless dictator and fearless leader

This makes me so happy

Our town today local hay bale decoration contest for Halloween. This is one of them.

It really is

Respectable Move Brother

Same

I went to the Airport

Goodbye i guess...

I had a training this morning. In the manual, I learned that Thor is from Columbus, Ohio!

My husband is a plumber and his company sent chocolate toilets..

Never shame your teachers for trying to make life a little better

Best revenge I'd say

U see it?