There will be no more delays

All of my coworkers agreed to dress up as smurfs for Halloween. Im the only one to go through with it.

Dressing up as a convict to pass out candy. Wife put fake tear tattoos on upside down. Now I have sperm tattoos on my face.

whoo

Messing with the neighbors trail camera

Don't worry about it

YEET

Saw my opportunity and took it!

She was a guy...

Just like my memes

ʙʀᴜʜ ɪ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴛɪᴛʟᴇs

I'm up to 9! And it's only 12:00!

I finally remember what Zoom meetings remind me of.

Ta-boo!

Make humanity Monke again

My Spanish teachers door

skills

This is why dogs can't play poker.

Kills 99.9% of hopes and dreams.

"Enjoy your treats."

Get that suspension checked

Oh god...

Local grocery stores got jokes

I can not wait to die now!

goals

Im sorry i though this was murica

Got it!

Hunting for grown men!!

That's a lot of kids

Champs

My father in-law had a trail-cam setup to take pictures for his October hunt. It didn't capture images of any animals, but it did capture this magnificent beast

I prefer public masturbation but thats me...

Halloween Decor

Hmmmmmmmm

All of us

The way this dog is looking at Jimmy Fallon. They got beef.

We need strong kids

Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Fun Food Facts

>:)

You have summoned fatatouille

Gotcha nose

Brothers in arms

＼(°o°)／

Perfect

Anybody got the link for that episode?

Closet Monster

This would be relatable if i had a wife...

Interdimensional Void-Jumping Battle Cats

Haha make more pls

Dad jokes are debatably the best jokes

Why!!! :'(

Throwback to my cage fighting days

Cheers

The four horsemen of trick or treat

Is there hentai about this already?

@SilverTalon

Spotted at my local train station on my way to work.

Beeware of attacks!!

Jihad me at hello

2020 Grand Finale

Alright who’s going to tell him

Idiots and Masks

Swallowing your own juice be kinda gay though

The little Smart Car that could

I’m in psychoville, and Finkle’s the mayor.

Me and the boys at the public pool

10/10 Would still bang

It makes sense if you think about it though..

Your card was declined.

This the little bird who sold out the bank robbery

A humorless kraut attempting to be subtle

Even the pumpkins are getting sick

:^)

Ballsy Guinea pig tries to squeeze through the window of his little cabin... couple of things held him back.

Sneaky spooks

Are you a y’all or a y’alls?

GF asked for a fancy dinner. Payday is not till next week. Problem solved

what are the odds!!

We adopted two obese rescue hamsters today. They've been informed they will be starting a diet and now one has turned into an angry meatball

#spooktober!

Hot!

The less you know

I'm not really lucky, sadly

Sorry if repost! First time I’ve seen it.

>:)

For real. Stay off of her.

Not always the case but it made me smile

Dave will be replaced by an intern

I'm in the mood for a quickie

YouTube is just ad in ad

Redneck security system.

Ich weiß nicht, wie man Google Übersetzer genutzt

Haunting forever and ever

Is this a JoJo reference?

My phone sent me a one year anniversary reminder of the time I sent my wife a picture of the sanitary products, as I couldn't remember which one to buy.

Thank you Terry, very cool

Definitely my wife and I

A Mocking Bird

I haven't figured out how to transmit titles though