Swallowing your own juice be kinda gay though

The little Smart Car that could

I’m in psychoville, and Finkle’s the mayor.

Me and the boys at the public pool

10/10 Would still bang

It makes sense if you think about it though..

Your card was declined.

This the little bird who sold out the bank robbery

A humorless kraut attempting to be subtle

Even the pumpkins are getting sick

:^)

Ballsy Guinea pig tries to squeeze through the window of his little cabin... couple of things held him back.

Sneaky spooks

Are you a y’all or a y’alls?

GF asked for a fancy dinner. Payday is not till next week. Problem solved

what are the odds!!

We adopted two obese rescue hamsters today. They've been informed they will be starting a diet and now one has turned into an angry meatball

#spooktober!

Hot!

The less you know

I'm not really lucky, sadly

Sorry if repost! First time I’ve seen it.

>:)

For real. Stay off of her.

Not always the case but it made me smile

Dave will be replaced by an intern

I'm in the mood for a quickie

YouTube is just ad in ad

Redneck security system.

Ich weiß nicht, wie man Google Übersetzer genutzt

Haunting forever and ever

Is this a JoJo reference?

My phone sent me a one year anniversary reminder of the time I sent my wife a picture of the sanitary products, as I couldn't remember which one to buy.

Thank you Terry, very cool

Definitely my wife and I

A Mocking Bird

I haven't figured out how to transmit titles though

The best tip

The Halloween Costume

>:)

Well I lost

Brace yourself winter is coming

Jellyfish sting

One got sick

(･ัω･ั)

Oh, s*it

My neighbor has a sense of humor.

Have a taste of your own medicine. Part II

how many houses have trap maids

Apparently I have some creative neighbors.

... thanks

It's also the same for next gen games

If you don’t sing it, try again.

oi!Δ

it's 5:36

I like your funny words ramen man

jokes on you, nobody does that

Death's Intern

Yes we

Undeath

>:l stupid Japan

This is what we trained forrrr!!

Wait hold up

Desperate times need desperate measures.

One of my friends made this. Astute observation :D

This made me chuckle on walk to work this morning

You better call somebody

King!

Can you spot the tree

I can't wait 2021

I must be a train

:'(

I've had the same giraffe shower curtain since I moved in a few years ago. At 26, I thought it was time to get a more serious curtain.

ohhh todd

You're a monster

This years costume.

breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh

Human thing

All men can relate to the cold weather.

For free!

Pls do that

damn that'd suck

I'm gonna hug this guy

arigato gozaimasu brack person

On my 14yo son’s whiteboard.

Finished my first drawing today, the book said 3 years + and it only took me 2 hours. ***ing amateurs

Birthday present from mom.

Virtual Halloween costume contest Friday, wish me luck!

5 Years Ago My Son Granted Me The Opportunity Make His “Favorite Food” Costume For Halloween

>:)

Do not be guided by appearances or by well dressed people, behind is the one who really did the job

I'd like to live

What lips

***ing Chickens

*Hits Smirnoff*

Da faq dey doin over there?!

No never!!

Reminds me of resident evil 5

World domination

Ah yes the negotiator