My cat hit me with “We need to talk”

:))

I tried to decorate pumpkins for work, but they were Rejected.

Deeper

U can’t mess around

>:)

My daughter is Post Malone for Halloween

D.A.R.E Winning

Hmmmmm

ken m is one of the OG trolls breh

Where do you get those pics JohnsyBoi....

I can't believe!!!!

the struggle is real

Never give up on your love.

Flashlight that cries

...hot

These raccoons liked my post, so you better do.

They did him dirty

Man dog

Hey step sword help me im stuck on a lake in Sweden

Y do u cum?

The pasta/spinach paradox

Good story

>:)

He really do be though

Nash

Why the brakes?

Not quite, marie claire

Lol Ma’am

Got her

Hey youuu guyyyys!

something-man

If you’ve ever wondered what happens if you forget to pick a radish, wonder no more. Found this in the garden today.

Halloween 2020 ... Anybody beat this one?

Spicy stamps.

No. No. He’s got a point.

Fooled 'em for a while, but then...

Loot

Trunk or treat done right: hilarious, but definitely scarring some children.

how much spinach I start cooking with vs how much I end up with

Should i mark this a mature?

Nice parrot bro, where’d you get it?

Today we witnessed the rare mating ritual of the UPS truck.

Oh, it’s not ending Dec. 31

The handicap spots have sombreros at my local Mexican restaurant.

is me breh

Whenever me or my wife want Little Ceasers we send each other this picture with no context

Saint George testing the dragon for Covid-19.

Every tittle is an oportunity to share your feelings w the boys

only teleprobing pls

Remember to keep holy the hour of 4:20

Nash

No deal

The best kind of meeting...

I just want to say that, despite all this, it's cool how the dog has its own mug

*Fedora vanishes*

I wonder how people know on the first sight I'm from Czech republic

There will be no more delays

All of my coworkers agreed to dress up as smurfs for Halloween. Im the only one to go through with it.

Dressing up as a convict to pass out candy. Wife put fake tear tattoos on upside down. Now I have sperm tattoos on my face.

whoo

Messing with the neighbors trail camera

Don't worry about it

YEET

Saw my opportunity and took it!

She was a guy...

Just like my memes

ʙʀᴜʜ ɪ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴛɪᴛʟᴇs

I'm up to 9! And it's only 12:00!

I finally remember what Zoom meetings remind me of.

Ta-boo!

Make humanity Monke again

My Spanish teachers door

skills

This is why dogs can't play poker.

Kills 99.9% of hopes and dreams.

"Enjoy your treats."

Get that suspension checked

Oh god...

Local grocery stores got jokes

I can not wait to die now!

goals

Im sorry i though this was murica

Got it!

Hunting for grown men!!

That's a lot of kids

Champs

My father in-law had a trail-cam setup to take pictures for his October hunt. It didn't capture images of any animals, but it did capture this magnificent beast

I prefer public masturbation but thats me...

Halloween Decor

Hmmmmmmmm

All of us

The way this dog is looking at Jimmy Fallon. They got beef.

We need strong kids

Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Fun Food Facts

>:)

You have summoned fatatouille

Gotcha nose

Brothers in arms