Michael Jackson branded soap?

Good dream

Truth comes out in my kid's work book thingy.

Haha, my friends would totally invite me if we had an other group chat

Credit goes to @cinema.infinite on insta

>: (

I found this on FB. Courtesy of Quick Turtle.

I’ve never been so jealous of a pet’s state of mind

That time of the year

Whew!

(:<

I'm so hard..

cries in foggy glasses*

Yes please I love kidney stones

Nebraska Spiderman

Good points

Mario at it again @Cloggedholes hand me a beer

I'm tryna learn russian and to no surprise I'm failing.

A couple of besties

OC kind of Thanks Baghdaddy for help making this!

Storming the Weather

Gimme that sweet protein

Anyone else know this car from Tom Scott?

F**k racism, all my homies have cancer

Hi I’m Chuckie from Rugrats

Always strapped

Today?

My friend works for the USPS. This is her service dog and best friend, Herschel the Postal Pup. He takes his job very seriously!

#oldfag

MedCat

Having a good time apparently

Wasn't worth it

Alright time to admit it guys

After getting hit by a car this year, I thought this was the only appropriate costume for Halloween!

If 2020 was a joint

Same

SPEAK UP MAGGOT

soi bot

No, I don't have a gun

>:o

Wholesome reveal.

They grow (up) so fast

>:)

Perfect calculation

Hmmmmm

Just your classic sexy ***roach

Oh so it’s glue

"If it's stupid and it works, it's not stupid."

Ninja reflexes

im breh-ok

Didi we win?

Now that sums up 2020 right there.

IT'S MA'AM

Matching btw

yes

Don't worry people, the vaccine is on its way

Me ..

This whole NNN thing...

Trippy

Isn’t it?

Ah yes, the negotiator

noice

My daughter yells from the kitchen like it’s an emergency. “Dad! Take a picture!”

stand up against bullying

Beaver time

She’s going to live forever

see ya later virgins

Just like the good ol' days

Pepsiman

I had to share my costume

Tourists

There goes their screen time..

Nut coupon lol

(:<

My kids losing it over a random T-Rex squad

A gift from my cat

W.A.P. Cleanup Crew

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Got stung on the lip by a wasp getting the ole’ Christmas tree out. 2020 has been fun for sure.

hmm

My neck... my back

Well, it was.

A sign at a local hole in the wall Taco place

Best friends!!

Face reveal

Buddy at work NAILED it

spoderman

This is so sad

Quarantine candy shoot!

English teaching done right

some nice birds right here

Full story

Happy November

oh boy

I like these memes

.won ƨi ǝɿυɈυʇ ǝʜT

How do I look, Ernie? With your eyes, Bert.

(:<

"Now I have my grandfather inside me" —his last words.

well said man, well said...