Please!!! Don't mess up this time!!

May I take your order?

Why use pants when you don't?

Oo-ah-ohm

You have to choose

Be the second one to try

American Elections Got Me Like

Americans going to sleep tonight

It’s uncanny.

The pumpkin knows exactly where

Number 4 pumpkin in all of Kazakhstan

my favorite photo I've ever taken is of a kid tripping into $100k car

Eww

My 3-year-old drew a camel.

Ten minutes later...

I still piss in my pants

Always has been

Rule 1 in advertising : Don't allow the customer to contact you.

Can anybody?

I’ve never related to something so much before

nightstalkers

G Thang

L8r h8r

My wife spreading that Christmas cheer!

They are watching the best horror movie ever...

my favorite post apocalyptic show

I had mice in my shed so I fed some cats to catch the mice. Now mice problem is solved but cats problem has arrived!

You fell for one of the classic blunders

Your nail polish will slowly be digested...over a thousand years...

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh

Spotted on my way home after finishing my art class

suk that bad boy hard

His Disappointment Is Immeasurable And His Glass Barrier Is Pointless

>:)

:-(

Delorean for sale!

to do be do is be do bah

I love it lol

iPhones

Savage

November is THAT month

Yes, it's you fam

"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference."

100-year-old troll

Pop!, Pop!, Pope

Hot!!!

Danny Phantom

This brave man made a tire cover that absolutely kills me

piracy is halal

Cube

He LIES. I can confirm.

I mean my honest opinion I don't care about only fans, you only live once do what you want

Anxiously

kurururin

Wrong place?

My daughter has an interesting new idea for Halloween

Let it begin

Seasonal

Honestly I'll take the girl

AIGHT, IT'S MONKE TIME

She always there for you.

I’m in danger

Harvest Festival

Nice Clerks reference in Denver this morning

I don’t listen to hip hop

He really tapped like he was in distress

This woman right here

focus, commitment, will

Business Presentation 101

Don't play girl

If you weren't convinced that 2020 was the end of times, Jesus is back and he's ready to ride, ***es

Yes please!

My wife tried to get 5 minutes to relax in the bath while the baby was chillin.

spoopy

You can fight corona all you want. My enemy is Malaria

Memories broken, The truth goes unspoken, I've even forgotten my name.

You heard it guys 6 inches is huge there is hope for some of us

Convinced our 3yo daughter that dressing up as tiger king is cooler than being Elsa

Thomas the Trained Engine

The dogy is so cute

Smart!

Teachers being creative with their school yearbook photos.

dad jokes

Krusty...

Hot!

It’s only been 2 days

|:/

All dads were the same

My dog has zero concept of personal space.

Who?

It most certainly does not!

Had hip surgery on Wednesday so great timing for a Nancy Kerrigan costume

Impossible not to sing while reading.

haha yes

Not mine! But I'm screaming!

It's November 3rd godammit...

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Comparing sizes

Pls, not kanye.

Dumbledore, why did you let us down?