My daughter has an interesting new idea for Halloween

Let it begin

Seasonal

Honestly I'll take the girl

AIGHT, IT'S MONKE TIME

She always there for you.

I’m in danger

Harvest Festival

Nice Clerks reference in Denver this morning

I don’t listen to hip hop

He really tapped like he was in distress

This woman right here

focus, commitment, will

Business Presentation 101

Don't play girl

If you weren't convinced that 2020 was the end of times, Jesus is back and he's ready to ride, ***es

Yes please!

My wife tried to get 5 minutes to relax in the bath while the baby was chillin.

spoopy

You can fight corona all you want. My enemy is Malaria

Memories broken, The truth goes unspoken, I've even forgotten my name.

You heard it guys 6 inches is huge there is hope for some of us

Convinced our 3yo daughter that dressing up as tiger king is cooler than being Elsa

Thomas the Trained Engine

The dogy is so cute

Smart!

Teachers being creative with their school yearbook photos.

dad jokes

Krusty...

Hot!

It’s only been 2 days

|:/

All dads were the same

My dog has zero concept of personal space.

Who?

It most certainly does not!

Had hip surgery on Wednesday so great timing for a Nancy Kerrigan costume

Impossible not to sing while reading.

haha yes

Not mine! But I'm screaming!

It's November 3rd godammit...

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Comparing sizes

Pls, not kanye.

Dumbledore, why did you let us down?

Daily Struggles.

wish I was the bro

schef

thanks to Loutrebreh for posting

Just 2 smiling pacos

Graphit

I hate how accurate it is

i understand about the time zones, but im taking washinton dc's time.

In the spirit of 2020, went as a murder hornet for Halloween

Tomorrow is gonna be a shit show

Drug sniffing cats!

Ace Ventura!!! My daughter really got into character this Halloween lol how’d we do??

Good man

Damn :'(

Sir. Sir...

The UK’s in high spirits

Silly STD

Made the Most 2020 Halloween Costume I Could Think of

2020 really tried to take halloween from me

Good move

勉強 に なりました, チャッド 先生!

I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees

damn this dude

runaway nvidia installer

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em

Dear Doug

UwU

My friends and I did 8 different Britney Spears in drag for Halloween this year. #freebritney

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Why 29% people don't know this?

I'm Just trying to help you guys

Michael Jackson branded soap?

Good dream

Truth comes out in my kid's work book thingy.

Haha, my friends would totally invite me if we had an other group chat

Credit goes to @cinema.infinite on insta

>: (

I found this on FB. Courtesy of Quick Turtle.

I’ve never been so jealous of a pet’s state of mind

That time of the year

Whew!

(:<

I'm so hard..

cries in foggy glasses*

Yes please I love kidney stones

Nebraska Spiderman

Good points

Mario at it again @Cloggedholes hand me a beer

I'm tryna learn russian and to no surprise I'm failing.

A couple of besties

OC kind of Thanks Baghdaddy for help making this!

Storming the Weather

Gimme that sweet protein

Anyone else know this car from Tom Scott?

F**k racism, all my homies have cancer