When they introduce you to your new tard wrangler

He will return to crime later

So many bitсhes, so little time

Damn lightskins

Saw this on a light pole

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Ribbon Cutting Ceremony

Is my dog being serious right now?

"You better delete those pictures"

:))

Don't break too fast

Pope pop

Finally

Can it run Doom, tho'?

So basically a birthday present

They look very polite

For rest of the world

Imperial scum!

Girlfriend slid this under bathroom door.

Found this with the wrong font

Artwork by: Mart Virkus

Hey baby cool as hell

Choosing the right lens is everything.

In***nito

Holy s***

At least do marijuana kids

Sheer chad energy

They see me rollin', they hatin'

Down in the street there’s a virus

Dose anyone know were I can get one of these

Four

Back when the internet was simple.....

Shots fired

Even if it was 50, it would still hurt

Pee Coat.

The singularity of man

*sad crying noises*

Slov?

Know your place, biped

You wouldn't download a cum

Nobody: .... Youtube:

Happy Diwali everyone!

Task failed successfully

Someone keeps breaking into my mailbox, I responded

I had to give him money after that sign

My experience in retail has me to believe that this is generally true

Ay bicam so nam

Sativa to change the things I can. Indica to accept the things I can’t.

I'm not allowed to decorate...can't wait to see the fiancé's reaction

Farewell, old friend

Don't start that December thing yet...

Just further proving how worthless you are

Reorganizing my cabinets. Something isn’t adding up

All titties

Ready for xmas

You're beautiful girl

“What IPAs do you have on tap?”

ah, siblings

Publicly announcing his planned crime spree is a bold move!

He needs to be careful! She can move in any direction!

And you will not survive the winter

Actual facts

Four

Pooh knows

Our new thermometer my wife is excited about for some reason.

oyy

Had my brother and SIL over for dinner, this letter we got the next morning on our doorstep sums up children perfectly

ah yes a true man of culture

You heard of needing scissors to open scissors packaging, now get ready to need a ladder to get a ladder

Viciously beat

Exotic tiger for sale, if you hear it bark don’t worry its bilingual

Shame on your country...

limmy.jpg

Tower of Pisa during the pandemic when there are no tourists to hold it.

*sip*

Saturday the 14th...again

Context is for the weak

It's the one year anniversary of my wife's breast cancer diagnosis, so I made her a special breakfast

He didn't miss a beat.

Everything is homebrew if you're brave enough

All right, we'll call it a draw.

Oof

Saw this when out for a drive this morning!

Asking for it.

The big sad

Thank you Wish, appreciate it

At least it's not playing UNO on Xbox

All roads lead to crab

its neck is just too much...

life in a one bathroom apartment

The "will it be edible" face

In the future, CGI will be so advanced that just by making it it will become reality

bruh.exe has stopped working

Every speedway ever

phobia

I'm stuck....

First day as president

Hope he recovered

So stupid it's brilliant

Who to believe?