Things are finally starting to look up!

*laughs in fake pandemic profits*

Found in translation

F L E X I B L E

When you're oblivious to your own hypocrisy

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Is this JavaScript?

This dude robbed a bank, and he still couldn’t wear a mask correctly.

Social distancing fact!!!

I’m gonna getcha

Aww-oh

There were no survivors

Maybe I won't have to say it anymore!!!!

Who do you choose?

*sad pepe noises*

...some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Why, Frosty, why?

So nice to see living cellphones in the moment.

Isaiah 48:22

You too can afford to dress like your favourite tv stars!

Better than delivery

Marketing Level 1000

When the problem is more than mathematical

mirror confidence

V for vendetta or V for...

I hope your all having a good winter

I ordered garlic butter knots. I’m afraid to open it.

Tha hell?! Found this in target. Made me laugh.

The only advent calendar that matters

I babysat my nephew and made sure he was outside and ready to go when my sister arrived to pick him up.

I'm at stage 3, where u at?

u wot m8

Daughter wanted Barbie centaur ...Introducing Barbitaur.

“Forgot I left it there, thanks buddy”

The Back Of The Store

schwoop

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Return to monke

Damn! I never saw a leg twist and break like this

You got them Jesus bullets?

Well, I feel old.

Battle of Purrlin.

IKEA is now selling Christmas trees. Gonna be a looooooong night

My grandma has this hanging in her dining room

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What a relaxing way to die

Scotland has named their road gritters and you can follow them live.

Always honor your flag

I turned 30 today. Party? Anyone?

Day 3 of adding stuff to the nativity scene until my mom notices.

New Monolith found in Puerto Rico

My sons letter Santa....I think he knows....

Mysterious Sarah

consequences

A work of art caused me to have an emotional reaction.

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CHECK that out

Put it Down

Book Spook

Force quit

Street smart

Carpe vinum.

Relax it's just roses

5G harms people

Ever wonder what a hatched avocado looks like?

I never done anything from the same reason :(

Compelling evidence of global warming.

Welcome to Arizona!

Focus.. FOCUS!

The beautyful word of the Wide Web

yes

well?

Nice. Who wants to scissor with me?

My sister grew a carrot that looks like Arnold.

Announcing: Dank OC December! Participate and DrArchiSanta may come bearing gifts

I don’t know.. sounds like definitely something you’d say if the house was haunted

Spotted in Vienna

Title

Any gamer gets it

Big playa

Can it run Skyrim?

Yeh but hmm

Damn, nice tits for a 11 year old

It’s Pakalu Papito for god’s sake..!

Jebany Brot

quakc

Vote us hard working people uwu <3

Get nae naed

Pika pika

*unzips*

scat'd sounds way worse tbh

Overthinking

Unfortunate sign malfunction.

He came early this year

It izz what it izz

Little laugh

The things one finds in tumblr xD

To be secure.

Quarantine Barbie

Found in my neighborhood. Hilarious! Props to this guy