Mask up u putah

I once had a dream...

Lelele velly funny

Did the photographer pull his penis out?

Gingerbread Man

Gay af ben, real talk.

Ad currently on Disney World site. Promoting diversity or lightsaber safety?

Day 5 of adding stuff to the nativity scene until my mom notices. Well, she noticed this morning - it’s been a good run everyone!

When you think that your screen is scratched.

The moment I realize that if this dies in new at least I will have made someone smile:

My wife has officially lost it during this years Christmas photos.

War has changed

This is Yoda. Yoda likes tomatoes.

Found a Nicholas Cage Mermaid

haha pp words

I cross stitched one of my favourite quotes from the internet!

Finally, a worthy opponent.

In his defence, it was really REALLY windy that day

Before internet and tv.

choc

Hey Greg. Hey Daniel. *dies along with all passengers on board*

It’s a Cookie Monster Christmas

taste

Ah, yes. The negotiator

Wait... more playlists?!

brain

M'phone

Queens Gambit idk haven’t seen it

"Yeah I have a six pack"

cleav

Missing my family wish we could all get together like last year.

nyan

Things are finally starting to look up!

*laughs in fake pandemic profits*

Found in translation

F L E X I B L E

When you're oblivious to your own hypocrisy

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Is this JavaScript?

This dude robbed a bank, and he still couldn’t wear a mask correctly.

Social distancing fact!!!

I’m gonna getcha

Aww-oh

There were no survivors

Maybe I won't have to say it anymore!!!!

Who do you choose?

*sad pepe noises*

...some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Why, Frosty, why?

So nice to see living cellphones in the moment.

Isaiah 48:22

You too can afford to dress like your favourite tv stars!

Better than delivery

Marketing Level 1000

When the problem is more than mathematical

mirror confidence

V for vendetta or V for...

I hope your all having a good winter

I ordered garlic butter knots. I’m afraid to open it.

Tha hell?! Found this in target. Made me laugh.

The only advent calendar that matters

I babysat my nephew and made sure he was outside and ready to go when my sister arrived to pick him up.

I'm at stage 3, where u at?

u wot m8

Daughter wanted Barbie centaur ...Introducing Barbitaur.

“Forgot I left it there, thanks buddy”

The Back Of The Store

schwoop

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Return to monke

Damn! I never saw a leg twist and break like this

You got them Jesus bullets?

Well, I feel old.

Battle of Purrlin.

IKEA is now selling Christmas trees. Gonna be a looooooong night

My grandma has this hanging in her dining room

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What a relaxing way to die

Scotland has named their road gritters and you can follow them live.

Always honor your flag

I turned 30 today. Party? Anyone?

Day 3 of adding stuff to the nativity scene until my mom notices.

New Monolith found in Puerto Rico

My sons letter Santa....I think he knows....

Mysterious Sarah

consequences

A work of art caused me to have an emotional reaction.

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CHECK that out

Put it Down

Book Spook

Force quit

Street smart

Carpe vinum.

Relax it's just roses

5G harms people

Ever wonder what a hatched avocado looks like?

I never done anything from the same reason :(

Compelling evidence of global warming.

Welcome to Arizona!