Ümlaut

"The perfect Christmas tree for 2020 doesn't exi-"

Still gets me to this day.

Ohoh ahahaha!

Multi-tasking

Honk.

Found this thing and the text is funny to me....

What u guys think?

Getting into the Holiday Spirit

True hate

My new bathroom art!

What the sixth graders in my mom's elementry school hung up in the hallway this year

It’s not a house it’s a home

based

The ritual

This is the new norm now

Even the zombies

My wife blew a raspberry at our son. He either hated it or absolutely loved it.

My Aunt needed her implants removed. She's taking it pretty well

Asked for extra cheese on the burger. Clearly someone’s first day.

Yes. I am not taking questions

Our family photo this year matched 2020 perfectly.

I have decided to retire to the Florida Keys where I intend to live as an alligator

Multiple times

Cha Cha Real Smooth...

“When does it kick in”

Found this thoughtful letter I wrote to my mom at age 7.

Local smoke shop is coloring outside the lines a bit.

I’m ready

A photo of the gingerbread homewrecker.

True men

german cartoons

Welcome to the Naughty List - Zoodraws Comic

I didn’t make this, don’t stalk me

Added some black tape eyebrows to our Xmas duck.

total losers when they see their favorite n-word on a meme site

How I learned she doesn’t like surprises

Took my 4 year old to the Crayola Experience a while back. She had the chance to name the crayon color. We don't know a Lisa.

My drawing of a balloon dog poopin

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My neighbors getting their money's worth on their giant skeleton : Santa's Here to Slay

My friend needs some flour and kosher salt for baking. I’m bringing her some today.

The 5 stages of sex for men

Burma

sex

south africa represent

Clever bookmark

hmm

A song for the soul

night at home

My brother was in charge of the gingerbread house this year....

Unification time

Every... Damn... Time...

post

Everyday man :(

Badab wouldn't have fallen if the lamenters weren't posted there

Not sure what is going on here but this is intense

WTF I like iPhones now

101

this what a breh must brehcide

hot boob

Nothing will stop me from listening to music

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libleft: ratata

Fear the DRAGON!

Nope, I ain't ready for that.

If you need some presents use this

Magical Christmas tree

Some wise ass put a Cheeto in the manger.

I’m tired of all these ELVES! This is more like it.

Welcome to the dark side

Buddah.

I don't have a star for my tree, so I've needed to get creative. I think this is fitting for 2020.

select Language

Totes for real

A truer story was never told

HEE HE

Jumbo donuts with icing and sprinkles right in front of the police department.

The McRib is back!

Tried some sex dice

Cyanide and happiness can make your day so much better

It's going to be a Great Year . . .

Laughs in American

My family calls me Hulk because I have a bad habit of accidentally breaking things by using too much force. I left this on the kitchen island today, in shame.

Press F

Mask up u putah

I once had a dream...

Lelele velly funny

Did the photographer pull his penis out?

Gingerbread Man

Gay af ben, real talk.

Ad currently on Disney World site. Promoting diversity or lightsaber safety?

Day 5 of adding stuff to the nativity scene until my mom notices. Well, she noticed this morning - it’s been a good run everyone!

When you think that your screen is scratched.

The moment I realize that if this dies in new at least I will have made someone smile:

My wife has officially lost it during this years Christmas photos.

War has changed

This is Yoda. Yoda likes tomatoes.

Found a Nicholas Cage Mermaid

haha pp words