The McRib is back!
Tried some sex dice
Cyanide and happiness can make your day so much better
It's going to be a Great Year . . .
Laughs in American
My family calls me Hulk because I have a bad habit of accidentally breaking things by using too much force. I left this on the kitchen island today, in shame.
Press F
Mask up u putah
I once had a dream...
Lelele velly funny
Did the photographer pull his penis out?
Gingerbread Man
Gay af ben, real talk.
Ad currently on Disney World site. Promoting diversity or lightsaber safety?
Day 5 of adding stuff to the nativity scene until my mom notices. Well, she noticed this morning - it’s been a good run everyone!
When you think that your screen is scratched.
The moment I realize that if this dies in new at least I will have made someone smile:
My wife has officially lost it during this years Christmas photos.
War has changed
This is Yoda. Yoda likes tomatoes.
Found a Nicholas Cage Mermaid
haha pp words
I cross stitched one of my favourite quotes from the internet!
Finally, a worthy opponent.
In his defence, it was really REALLY windy that day
Before internet and tv.
choc
Hey Greg. Hey Daniel. *dies along with all passengers on board*
It’s a Cookie Monster Christmas
taste
Ah, yes. The negotiator
Wait... more playlists?!
brain
M'phone
Queens Gambit idk haven’t seen it
"Yeah I have a six pack"
cleav
Missing my family wish we could all get together like last year.
nyan
Things are finally starting to look up!
*laughs in fake pandemic profits*
Found in translation
F L E X I B L E
When you're oblivious to your own hypocrisy
Is this JavaScript?
This dude robbed a bank, and he still couldn’t wear a mask correctly.
Social distancing fact!!!
I’m gonna getcha
Aww-oh
There were no survivors
Maybe I won't have to say it anymore!!!!
Who do you choose?
*sad pepe noises*
...some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
Why, Frosty, why?
So nice to see living cellphones in the moment.
Isaiah 48:22
You too can afford to dress like your favourite tv stars!
Better than delivery
Marketing Level 1000
When the problem is more than mathematical
mirror confidence
V for vendetta or V for...
I hope your all having a good winter
I ordered garlic butter knots. I’m afraid to open it.
Tha hell?! Found this in target. Made me laugh.
The only advent calendar that matters
I babysat my nephew and made sure he was outside and ready to go when my sister arrived to pick him up.
I'm at stage 3, where u at?
u wot m8
Daughter wanted Barbie centaur ...Introducing Barbitaur.
“Forgot I left it there, thanks buddy”
The Back Of The Store
schwoop
Return to monke
Damn! I never saw a leg twist and break like this
You got them Jesus bullets?
Well, I feel old.
Battle of Purrlin.
IKEA is now selling Christmas trees. Gonna be a looooooong night
My grandma has this hanging in her dining room
What a relaxing way to die
Scotland has named their road gritters and you can follow them live.
Always honor your flag
I turned 30 today. Party? Anyone?
Day 3 of adding stuff to the nativity scene until my mom notices.
New Monolith found in Puerto Rico
My sons letter Santa....I think he knows....
Mysterious Sarah
consequences
A work of art caused me to have an emotional reaction.
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CHECK that out
Put it Down
Book Spook
Force quit
Street smart