Do you think my waiter’s last name is Jingleheimerschmidt?
You couldn't make it up
Recipe calls for one garlic clove.
My mom got fed up and said she'd cancel Christmas if she finds the blocks rearranged to spell anything that's not "holiday themed"
Third meme for today (reuploaded) [OC]
fake
Starting new projects
DO NOT READ 'TIL XMAS
title
ssss hhhh oooo uuuu llll dddd eeee rrrr
Easily better than the original
Oopsy
Neighbors taking this whole Christmas gnome trend overboard
I always act like a gangsta *throws up gang signs*
Mommy milkers
every day is a good day
mercantile 100
Ted K in the house.
Erie
Annoying Positivity
Mail time
Bullsh!t
cyberpunk
An IKEA rug playing with snow for the first time
The universe experiencing itself
I'm trying to give her positive role models
Bruises
Would you kindly? :)
You either die dumb or live long enough to become wise
man
Christmas 2020... this year is gonna be a banger!
Thought it was too cold outside for snakes, until I came across this water moccasin.
Nice Christmas decoration
Never change /pol/, never change
No, I'm not crying :'(
Men don't grow up, they just change bottles.
When he eats at 5:00pm and its 5:01 pm
Chef's touch-o-love
My wife was not impressed with the Elf’s antics last night.
based
Normally I don't get star struck, until I ran into Van Morrison at work today
I'm not negative, I already eight
Beariff Brown: Bear Cop
Never been
My girlfriend asked me if I wanted to bake gingerbread, and I took the her request very seriously. Merry christmas from Norway
Chillen, but not really
When you smile from an absolutely devastating joke at your own expense.
Now, there's a few ways of looking at this...
Meowsterpiece
:'(
Society
She ded
Frosty cheeks
Lonelyness is killing me
mood
Are we fighting kids that have diabetes or using diabetes to fight children?
Came across this Will Ferrell Buddy the Elf inflatable today!
sup Duddy
Grogu is hungry
Can you do it yourself
Can I has cheesburger?
My wife put me in charge of moving elf on the shelf around
FRANK [OC]
Rockefeller Christmas Tree - No Filter
Rakamakafon
Old neighbors near Danbury, CT got me this cool shirt
The Council of Elder Tubbies
My friend just sent me this. Took me a minute to catch on.
I thought his balls are alredy ray traced
Amazed Yet?
Buddy Gator - Save Johnny
Best holiday decor I've seen this year.
What women think
Looks like someone got cold feet.
Wizard of Oz
John Cena and 31 empanadas
Gotta love that cat
I think my wife is ready for Cyberpunk 2077.
I found this in my school toilet. What a poetic genius.
Luckily
thx Mommy
Christmas braids 2020
Hope my boyfriend enjoys the personal engraving on his gift
How have I lived for 30 years and never seen this done before?
Conspiracy theory my arse
Please loot
I gotta get myself one of these
How big is your nose?
The first COVID vaccine has been given!
Bathroom switches at Nobel Prize winning LIGO In Louisiana.
Circle one
They saved her
but hippos can run faster than usain bolt
Poland
If the vaccine was from russia... i won't mind it though, could be an improvement lol
The law does not apply if you're under 5'6"
Humans - Please stop sending us unsolicited nudes with directions to your house... it's creepy. ~ Galactic Federation
I almost cryed
The mystery has been solved.
When the community embraces them 40k memes