Mmmmmm just having a good nap after eating a lot.
Piers Morgan falsely claims that he is not the bag lady from Home Alone 2.
(:<
My wife’s Christmas “gift” from her multi-million dollar financial institution employer. Thanks, I’m sure it will provide some extremely accurate readings...
The future is now.
Cow humor at its fingers
Best dad joke of the year
all dressed up
2020 in particular
It‘s just superior
I made a life sized Gary Busey cutout for a white elephant exchange, but it was cancelled. Now I have a life sized Gary Busey cutout
s o c i e t y
What a good position
Misfortune cookie.
Yes
Force of habit
Today...
Because it's always good to get along with the neighbors.
Guys... uh, I dont know what to say
My nana always said my smile was infectious
floppa
Where you disappear !
Don’t be that guy
Who’s still poopy!?
But why is she wearing an ass-plate?
My friend sent me this.
Wow, I've been admitted to Hogwarts.
But I post it often
Found this in my camera roll from like 2y ago
The never-ending cycle
*puts on sunglasses*
Are zebra stripes black or white?
whoa
whaddup my ferrow crackr ツ ツ ツ ツ ツ
At this moment he knew, he f*d up
New buttons from our union!
It's been a rough year
xdd
Ren Zhengfei - HuaWei feat. Calvin Harris
This is what happens if you keep Louvre closed too long
Character customization 2077
It's the most wonderful time of the year!
Mr.Crab
*Makes a rat sandwich on moldy bread*
Even firewood is done with 2020.
ssss
post
Union vs Intersection
Tormenting Vegetarians
Scary Street
I finally found my spirit guide but all it ever leads me to is buffets.
sequel
Our subtle, yet brilliant, Christmas decoration that I think is underrated .
Funny guy during my delivery run today.
:(
Just a tip - a little penis goes a long way so don’t use to much
Atleast he wishes goodluck..
Once you see Cookie Monster you can’t unsee it
The Medical Excuse
My man needed extra boost..
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Little fella running late for something.
Wobble Wobble
Saw this while out of town today. No words
A particular set of skills
Everyone has a memory...
Saw a ditto house in real life
My UPS driver followed the instructions perfectly.
Fed ex..
Stoner Philosophy
There's always a loophole.
Aliens Faking the Earth Landing in 1969
My brother sent me this
She must be the devil's daughter
I can never do it fast enough
Even Santa is over it
People Who Watch The Price Is Right
Let's get lit. Happy chanukah!!
In a paralel universe...
This morning
Press F
UwU
boing
Accidentally Star Wars
Nice addition to my gas guzzler! Art by Simon Tofield, vinyl decal made by Lifestyle Offroad
I don't see any
feels good right
Potter roasts Franklin
I make these wood signs for fun, sometimes I get odd requests..
Inside the bathroom at my work
Ratatouille II
They did the maths
pc ethnic cleansing
Pre-christmas time in a nutshell
time to consoom
Wishlist
The actor that played a character based off a true story in a movie vs the real guy in the pictures at the end of the movie.
damn
Pro tip of the day: there's always time
it's a deal