Funny guy during my delivery run today.
:(
Just a tip - a little penis goes a long way so don’t use to much
Atleast he wishes goodluck..
Once you see Cookie Monster you can’t unsee it
The Medical Excuse
My man needed extra boost..
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Little fella running late for something.
Wobble Wobble
Saw this while out of town today. No words
A particular set of skills
Everyone has a memory...
Saw a ditto house in real life
My UPS driver followed the instructions perfectly.
Fed ex..
Stoner Philosophy
There's always a loophole.
Aliens Faking the Earth Landing in 1969
My brother sent me this
She must be the devil's daughter
I can never do it fast enough
Even Santa is over it
People Who Watch The Price Is Right
Let's get lit. Happy chanukah!!
In a paralel universe...
This morning
Press F
UwU
boing
Accidentally Star Wars
Nice addition to my gas guzzler! Art by Simon Tofield, vinyl decal made by Lifestyle Offroad
I don't see any
feels good right
Potter roasts Franklin
I make these wood signs for fun, sometimes I get odd requests..
Inside the bathroom at my work
Ratatouille II
They did the maths
pc ethnic cleansing
Pre-christmas time in a nutshell
time to consoom
Wishlist
The actor that played a character based off a true story in a movie vs the real guy in the pictures at the end of the movie.
damn
Pro tip of the day: there's always time
it's a deal
Occupation: East Side
no please
They really should have expected this
yeeeeooooooowww
or booba
Mom! You’re supposed to knock!
This AM’s news. Math checks out. Just par for the course in 2020.
kawaii
Toast nailed the dismount this morning.
Onisan!?
I get the feeling someone at the product naming division at Ikea just gave up one day
Hm, so is possible to obtain these... Basic manners?
I admit I’m ours
a helpful reminder
Happy Santas
My kitty thinks I'm the meanest hoomnan in the world!
You won’t believe it.
Their vending machine
What's really going on here?
Big time skateboarder
*losing his wife.. TO FREAKIN SADNESS!!!
Someone deserves a raise for designing this toothpaste ad.
I’m telling you why!
Will they come back?
Sink is clogged with hair again!
What's your fav holidays souvenir?
C'mon Natasha!
This big d i c k is a curse :(
THE NUMBERS, MASON!
dating
(73) Nintendo Classics
:-(
Thank you Terry, very cool
Drift I must, ketamine I do
But does it spread?
Report the berry
I really kneaded it
bruh
Praystation 5
brehdicatble
How clearly and concisely you can articulate your thoughts.
wipe
I'm afraid to come out
I threw up in the toilet.
The only elf on a shelf that 2020 deserves
I too want her onlyfans
Sir, you won’t believe it.
Opinions?
This duck looks like Larry David
Most effective vacuum I've seen
gift
Abstract reindeer humour. Took me a while but it’s quite funny once you see it.
Do you think my waiter’s last name is Jingleheimerschmidt?