What's your fav holidays souvenir?

C'mon Natasha!

This big d i c k is a curse :(

THE NUMBERS, MASON!

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(73) Nintendo Classics

:-(

Thank you Terry, very cool

Drift I must, ketamine I do

But does it spread?

Report the berry

I really kneaded it

bruh

Praystation 5

brehdicatble

How clearly and concisely you can articulate your thoughts.

wipe

I'm afraid to come out

I threw up in the toilet.

The only elf on a shelf that 2020 deserves

I too want her onlyfans

Sir, you won’t believe it.

Opinions?

This duck looks like Larry David

Most effective vacuum I've seen

gift

Abstract reindeer humour. Took me a while but it’s quite funny once you see it.

Do you think my waiter’s last name is Jingleheimerschmidt?

You couldn't make it up

Recipe calls for one garlic clove.

My mom got fed up and said she'd cancel Christmas if she finds the blocks rearranged to spell anything that's not "holiday themed"

Third meme for today (reuploaded) [OC]

fake

Starting new projects

DO NOT READ 'TIL XMAS

title

ssss hhhh oooo uuuu llll dddd eeee rrrr

Easily better than the original

Oopsy

Neighbors taking this whole Christmas gnome trend overboard

I always act like a gangsta *throws up gang signs*

Mommy milkers

every day is a good day

mercantile 100

Ted K in the house.

Erie

Annoying Positivity

Mail time

Bullsh!t

cyberpunk

An IKEA rug playing with snow for the first time

The universe experiencing itself

I'm trying to give her positive role models

Bruises

Would you kindly? :)

You either die dumb or live long enough to become wise

man

Christmas 2020... this year is gonna be a banger!

Thought it was too cold outside for snakes, until I came across this water moccasin.

Nice Christmas decoration

Never change /pol/, never change

No, I'm not crying :'(

Men don't grow up, they just change bottles.

When he eats at 5:00pm and its 5:01 pm

Chef's touch-o-love

My wife was not impressed with the Elf’s antics last night.

based

Normally I don't get star struck, until I ran into Van Morrison at work today

I'm not negative, I already eight

Beariff Brown: Bear Cop

Never been

My girlfriend asked me if I wanted to bake gingerbread, and I took the her request very seriously. Merry christmas from Norway

Chillen, but not really

When you smile from an absolutely devastating joke at your own expense.

Now, there's a few ways of looking at this...

Meowsterpiece

:'(

Society

She ded

Frosty cheeks

Lonelyness is killing me

mood

Are we fighting kids that have diabetes or using diabetes to fight children?

Came across this Will Ferrell Buddy the Elf inflatable today!

sup Duddy

Grogu is hungry

Can you do it yourself

Can I has cheesburger?

My wife put me in charge of moving elf on the shelf around

FRANK [OC]

Rockefeller Christmas Tree - No Filter

Rakamakafon

Old neighbors near Danbury, CT got me this cool shirt

The Council of Elder Tubbies

My friend just sent me this. Took me a minute to catch on.

I thought his balls are alredy ray traced

Amazed Yet?

Buddy Gator - Save Johnny

Best holiday decor I've seen this year.

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