Abstract reindeer humour. Took me a while but it’s quite funny once you see it.

Do you think my waiter’s last name is Jingleheimerschmidt?

You couldn't make it up

Recipe calls for one garlic clove.

My mom got fed up and said she'd cancel Christmas if she finds the blocks rearranged to spell anything that's not "holiday themed"

Third meme for today (reuploaded) [OC]

fake

Starting new projects

DO NOT READ 'TIL XMAS

title

ssss hhhh oooo uuuu llll dddd eeee rrrr

Easily better than the original

Oopsy

Neighbors taking this whole Christmas gnome trend overboard

I always act like a gangsta *throws up gang signs*

Mommy milkers

every day is a good day

mercantile 100

Ted K in the house.

Erie

Annoying Positivity

Mail time

Bullsh!t

cyberpunk

An IKEA rug playing with snow for the first time

The universe experiencing itself

I'm trying to give her positive role models

Bruises

Would you kindly? :)

You either die dumb or live long enough to become wise

man

Christmas 2020... this year is gonna be a banger!

Thought it was too cold outside for snakes, until I came across this water moccasin.

Nice Christmas decoration

Never change /pol/, never change

No, I'm not crying :'(

Men don't grow up, they just change bottles.

When he eats at 5:00pm and its 5:01 pm

Chef's touch-o-love

My wife was not impressed with the Elf’s antics last night.

based

Normally I don't get star struck, until I ran into Van Morrison at work today

I'm not negative, I already eight

Beariff Brown: Bear Cop

Never been

My girlfriend asked me if I wanted to bake gingerbread, and I took the her request very seriously. Merry christmas from Norway

Chillen, but not really

When you smile from an absolutely devastating joke at your own expense.

Now, there's a few ways of looking at this...

Meowsterpiece

:'(

Society

She ded

Frosty cheeks

Lonelyness is killing me

mood

Are we fighting kids that have diabetes or using diabetes to fight children?

Came across this Will Ferrell Buddy the Elf inflatable today!

sup Duddy

Grogu is hungry

Can you do it yourself

Can I has cheesburger?

My wife put me in charge of moving elf on the shelf around

FRANK [OC]

Rockefeller Christmas Tree - No Filter

Rakamakafon

Old neighbors near Danbury, CT got me this cool shirt

The Council of Elder Tubbies

My friend just sent me this. Took me a minute to catch on.

I thought his balls are alredy ray traced

Amazed Yet?

Buddy Gator - Save Johnny

Best holiday decor I've seen this year.

What women think

Looks like someone got cold feet.

Wizard of Oz

John Cena and 31 empanadas

Gotta love that cat

I think my wife is ready for Cyberpunk 2077.

I found this in my school toilet. What a poetic genius.

Luckily

thx Mommy

Christmas braids 2020

Hope my boyfriend enjoys the personal engraving on his gift

How have I lived for 30 years and never seen this done before?

Conspiracy theory my arse

Please loot

I gotta get myself one of these

How big is your nose?

The first COVID vaccine has been given!

Bathroom switches at Nobel Prize winning LIGO In Louisiana.

Circle one

They saved her

but hippos can run faster than usain bolt

Poland

If the vaccine was from russia... i won't mind it though, could be an improvement lol

The law does not apply if you're under 5'6"

Humans - Please stop sending us unsolicited nudes with directions to your house... it's creepy. ~ Galactic Federation

I almost cryed

The mystery has been solved.