Once you see Cookie Monster you can’t unsee it

The Medical Excuse

My man needed extra boost..

Hahahahahahahahahaha

Little fella running late for something.

Wobble Wobble

Saw this while out of town today. No words

A particular set of skills

Everyone has a memory...

Saw a ditto house in real life

My UPS driver followed the instructions perfectly.

Fed ex..

Stoner Philosophy

There's always a loophole.

Aliens Faking the Earth Landing in 1969

My brother sent me this

She must be the devil's daughter

I can never do it fast enough

Even Santa is over it

People Who Watch The Price Is Right

Let's get lit. Happy chanukah!!

In a paralel universe...

This morning

Press F

UwU

boing

Accidentally Star Wars

Nice addition to my gas guzzler! Art by Simon Tofield, vinyl decal made by Lifestyle Offroad

I don't see any

feels good right

Potter roasts Franklin

I make these wood signs for fun, sometimes I get odd requests..

Inside the bathroom at my work

Ratatouille II

They did the maths

pc ethnic cleansing

Pre-christmas time in a nutshell

time to consoom

Wishlist

The actor that played a character based off a true story in a movie vs the real guy in the pictures at the end of the movie.

damn

Pro tip of the day: there's always time

it's a deal

Occupation: East Side

no please

They really should have expected this

yeeeeooooooowww

or booba

Mom! You’re supposed to knock!

This AM’s news. Math checks out. Just par for the course in 2020.

kawaii

Toast nailed the dismount this morning.

Onisan!?

I get the feeling someone at the product naming division at Ikea just gave up one day

Hm, so is possible to obtain these... Basic manners?

I admit I’m ours

a helpful reminder

Happy Santas

My kitty thinks I'm the meanest hoomnan in the world!

You won’t believe it.

Their vending machine

What's really going on here?

Big time skateboarder

*losing his wife.. TO FREAKIN SADNESS!!!

Someone deserves a raise for designing this toothpaste ad.

I’m telling you why!

Will they come back?

Sink is clogged with hair again!

What's your fav holidays souvenir?

C'mon Natasha!

This big d i c k is a curse :(

THE NUMBERS, MASON!

dating

(73) Nintendo Classics

:-(

Thank you Terry, very cool

Drift I must, ketamine I do

But does it spread?

Report the berry

I really kneaded it

bruh

Praystation 5

brehdicatble

How clearly and concisely you can articulate your thoughts.

wipe

I'm afraid to come out

I threw up in the toilet.

The only elf on a shelf that 2020 deserves

I too want her onlyfans

Sir, you won’t believe it.

Opinions?

This duck looks like Larry David

Most effective vacuum I've seen

gift

Abstract reindeer humour. Took me a while but it’s quite funny once you see it.

Do you think my waiter’s last name is Jingleheimerschmidt?

You couldn't make it up

Recipe calls for one garlic clove.

My mom got fed up and said she'd cancel Christmas if she finds the blocks rearranged to spell anything that's not "holiday themed"

Third meme for today (reuploaded) [OC]