no words

Santa’s Chimney Sliders

Plot straight out of my favorite movie genre

thank you for that loophole cicero101

PROPANE! PROPANE! PROPANE!

next time come closer

   

Damn it! Do you have to?!

How it really be rn

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womlfves

Customer Training

Saw these foxes playing leap frog at the nature park.

Every year my in-laws have a gingerbread house competition and every year I’m still a disappointment

It wasn’t free

UwU

Always opportunity behind the next door!

her parents wanted a son named Brian

defrosting the bread

   

The incredible, once-in-a-lifetime conjunction of Saturn and Jupiter, as seen from Vancouver

Why must you hurt me this way???

Just saw this image and i was like what the hell superman are you serious.

Are ya ok?

Same ol’

Better than nothing.

we live in a society

Decided to do in depth investigation of dryer ventilation tube in the attic while wife and kid went to get dinner. Fell completely through. Hopefully she won’t notice this in the master bathroom.

Joy to the world 2020 style

Gremlins - basically the COVID-19 story

Earned my Pandemic Scout Badge!!

Florida wild bro

Hearing about the $600 stimulus check

Emergency Emergency

I got to relocate this decoration to where it belongs.

Best profile ever

My kitten has just discovered the joys of paying with my socks

Egyptian god "baking" Pi's in the sun

Jesus Christ Elmo!

not the best at wrapping, but i think this present for my parents turned out for the better

Kilauea literally ending 2020 with a bang

   

GWTBW #78: Overkill

I’ll take the microchip instead.

December birthdays

I design absurd product ideas so I created the Mask-Spenders to keep your mask above your nose!

Mom said we can't have a horse in the flat

Happy Solstice

Gone for two days and my ice tray decided to take steroids

Huh? Is that..

Sorry!

I suppose Brazil is at least better than Slovenia

Sorry, no more than ten people in one place

This statue that was erected in my area is scaring children.

rofl still using keybords

quickplay classic

Room with a view

having a good night with my tendies

Bought my dog some Christmas gifts & hid them in the bedroom. She’s been here for the past hour. Sniffer 15/10

In todays news: France closes borders with UK

boing

About time we had justice!

My newest piece, 200$ or best offer

No one calls me :(

Coaled world

R.I.P Pete

f uck my shit up

"How my cat feels about snow"

with beauty and grace

I am mighty impressed by that

The Mandawwwlorian

I... Guess this is Requiem?

All is good in the world now

The wash instructions on my new sweatshirt

heroin

Bing is that straight forward guy who's also brutally honest

Bum tea

60 years from now

Christmas lights

A guide to laziness

I can hear ‘Highway to the danger zone’ as I do this!

me and the boys taking a piss

If you get it you get it

shocking

Here’s a doodle I doodled.

damn true

What's wrong with these people?

plants

Here in the UK a new tier has been announced cancelling a lot of Christmas plans for some folks. This was inspired by that news. Have a great Christmas!

survival of the fittest

Oh how things have changed..

Too literal my guy.

tegg'gnesz´gram

My fiancé is working on becoming a cartoonist. Thoughts?

Santa's Gift

Is he a superspreader?

phone number

egyptology > rocket science

Spilling Facts !