5'3 dwarf that loves muscle girls
105,798 8-Year Club
My fiancé is working on becoming a cartoonist. Thoughts?
Is he a superspreader?
egyptology > rocket science
Spilling Facts !
Algae vs trees.
New candles my cousin made for 2020! Had to get some.
What are we having today sir?
On the plus side, there's no foot fetishists
I dunno why people get so upset over OF
srsly why are Spanish people so loud
My mom gave me an old Santa Christmas decoration and I thought it was super sentimental...But my puppy got ahold of it and WHO TF IS THIS?!
2020's been one hell of a year...
The thing about Bronze is, it shows where people have touched it most.
It’s about to get real...
My sweet dad was so excited about his homemade decorations before the grandkids visited
It's who they are
Government hide it so you pay your electricity bill
A 2020 holiday message we can all agree with
My local animal shelter disqualified one of its cats from an ugly sweater contest because he was high on catnip when he posed for the pictures. It’s my favorite scandal of 2020.
I recently re-watched Pocahontas with my family and I couldn't stop laughing at what potential this line has. It can be used for anything . Have Fun With this.
After sitting in the closet 15+ years it’s finally the perfect year for this tree.
Ive just learned this is an issue for cat owners over Christmas
It's not this hard peeps!
Can’t wait for the second stimulus check!
my business plan
The importance of reading labels
Futur is now
Most 2020 Christmas decoration award goes to:
Received an appropriate gift this year.
STOP THE COUNT
I don't really remember where I found this, but it's gorgeous.
Played by her own brother...
Evil is my middle name
My Christmas card this year!
wait till you see their old tweets
Apparently my wrapping skills are not up to par so I have been demoted to tape dispenser!
Just like dora did
me but older
thanks magic cat
That’s a lot of explaining.
This Board in a Vacuum Shop
The scent of sadness
i love spiderman 3
Yep, that's me...
Gender Reveal party
I was literally Lilo as a kid
Damn those Vikings. Always first!
not for me
Keep it classy Maryland.
life is life
Can someone please shut down the algorithm that produces these Christmas movies
"He's got dem 'rona!"
My cousin has no idea why people are laughing at her deer
My Labradoodle looking like an overweight Alf had a child with Chewbacca.
Why, thighs? Why?
Our baby announcement photo. My wife looked so obnoxiously thin 24 hours after delivery that I joked I looked like the one who had just delivered. So we decided to swap for a funny photo.
Family Christmas Card for 2020
Not your hands...mind it
The new Miss France, ladies & gentlemen.
I do not want to know anything about the match or this place, I just want to know how he managed to make the chicken a pillow and persuade her to watch with him.
Only in Jackson
Hold it there.... and cheeeeese!!
Guys Literally Only Want One Thing And It's Neon
Some interesting titles
Mistakes were made
Picture taken on the surface of an asteroid.
My wife wanted Sprite. I got her 7up. She wrote this on the bottle.
Opera sure is neat,
An erection, but fancier
We’re saved boys!
My wife’s mother unintentionally knitted a sweater that’s reminiscent of Pole Position and other 80s arcade games.
First Grader so Proud of Dad!
As a American I just wanted to clarify what I actually had for breakfast this morning.