Evil is my middle name

My Christmas card this year!

wait till you see their old tweets

Apparently my wrapping skills are not up to par so I have been demoted to tape dispenser!

breh

Just like dora did

me but older

thanks magic cat

That’s a lot of explaining.

numa numa

PLZSTOP

Icey

This Board in a Vacuum Shop

The scent of sadness

i love spiderman 3

Yep, that's me...

   

Gender Reveal party

I was literally Lilo as a kid

pain

Damn those Vikings. Always first!

not for me

Keep it classy Maryland.

life is life

Can someone please shut down the algorithm that produces these Christmas movies

"He's got dem 'rona!"

My cousin has no idea why people are laughing at her deer

???

My Labradoodle looking like an overweight Alf had a child with Chewbacca.

:joy:

Why, thighs? Why?

Our baby announcement photo. My wife looked so obnoxiously thin 24 hours after delivery that I joked I looked like the one who had just delivered. So we decided to swap for a funny photo.

yee

dog

Family Christmas Card for 2020

Not your hands...mind it

The new Miss France, ladies & gentlemen.

I do not want to know anything about the match or this place, I just want to know how he managed to make the chicken a pillow and persuade her to watch with him.

Only in Jackson

Hold it there.... and cheeeeese!!

Guys Literally Only Want One Thing And It's Neon

Some interesting titles

C’mon!

True one

Mistakes were made

Picture taken on the surface of an asteroid.

My wife wanted Sprite. I got her 7up. She wrote this on the bottle.

P sus

   

Opera sure is neat,

Perfume

straya

An erection, but fancier

We’re saved boys!

   

My wife’s mother unintentionally knitted a sweater that’s reminiscent of Pole Position and other 80s arcade games.

First Grader so Proud of Dad!

As a American I just wanted to clarify what I actually had for breakfast this morning.

Such a modern wardrobe, I nearly mistook her for an admiral in the federation.

This sign my daughter made for me...

My friend's Christmas Card

Nothing to do, nowhere to go-o

2020 tree topper

I can always tell when my wife has been baking!

shlopshlopshlopshlopshlopshlopshlopshlop VROOOO

“And my work here is done”

Title

Hospitalized for testicular pain earlier this year- all okay- the family really outdid themselves to commemorate the year

haha yes

"And not just the men, but the women and children too"

   

   

Love living in the Uk

American breakfast, as envisioned by a European

   

Rember

Why tho

Its only the start

yeah you

   

We know the teenage kids will never find it in here.

My daughter did this to every photo in my house to see if my wife would notice.

I also see an N

Seen at a grocery store in St George, UT.

His motives are unknown

Mmmm i think my meat butcher just butcherd a xenomorph

love that guy

Both sound like my last relationship

It’s crazy how accurate this is, Chris Jericho haha

victims of batman

Found this book the other day while shopping

Full Meal Jacket

That's exactly the way

   

Thanks Gandalf!

Yes, makes sense.

nice, gonna pee in it

Got the perfect Christmas card picture for next year

Rural Texas

He's getting too old for this shit.