I design absurd product ideas so I created the Mask-Spenders to keep your mask above your nose!

Mom said we can't have a horse in the flat

Happy Solstice

Gone for two days and my ice tray decided to take steroids

Huh? Is that..

Sorry!

I suppose Brazil is at least better than Slovenia

Sorry, no more than ten people in one place

This statue that was erected in my area is scaring children.

rofl still using keybords

quickplay classic

Room with a view

having a good night with my tendies

Bought my dog some Christmas gifts & hid them in the bedroom. She’s been here for the past hour. Sniffer 15/10

In todays news: France closes borders with UK

boing

About time we had justice!

My newest piece, 200$ or best offer

No one calls me :(

Coaled world

R.I.P Pete

f uck my shit up

"How my cat feels about snow"

with beauty and grace

I am mighty impressed by that

The Mandawwwlorian

I... Guess this is Requiem?

All is good in the world now

The wash instructions on my new sweatshirt

heroin

Bing is that straight forward guy who's also brutally honest

Bum tea

60 years from now

Christmas lights

A guide to laziness

I can hear ‘Highway to the danger zone’ as I do this!

me and the boys taking a piss

If you get it you get it

shocking

Here’s a doodle I doodled.

damn true

What's wrong with these people?

plants

Here in the UK a new tier has been announced cancelling a lot of Christmas plans for some folks. This was inspired by that news. Have a great Christmas!

survival of the fittest

Oh how things have changed..

Too literal my guy.

tegg'gnesz´gram

My fiancé is working on becoming a cartoonist. Thoughts?

Santa's Gift

Is he a superspreader?

phone number

egyptology > rocket science

Spilling Facts !

RPG's

Algae vs trees.

   

New candles my cousin made for 2020! Had to get some.

What are we having today sir?

On the plus side, there's no foot fetishists

I dunno why people get so upset over OF

srsly why are Spanish people so loud

My mom gave me an old Santa Christmas decoration and I thought it was super sentimental...But my puppy got ahold of it and WHO TF IS THIS?!

2020's been one hell of a year...

The thing about Bronze is, it shows where people have touched it most.

It’s about to get real...

My sweet dad was so excited about his homemade decorations before the grandkids visited

It's who they are

Government hide it so you pay your electricity bill

A 2020 holiday message we can all agree with

My local animal shelter disqualified one of its cats from an ugly sweater contest because he was high on catnip when he posed for the pictures. It’s my favorite scandal of 2020.

I recently re-watched Pocahontas with my family and I couldn't stop laughing at what potential this line has. It can be used for anything . Have Fun With this.

After sitting in the closet 15+ years it’s finally the perfect year for this tree.

Ive just learned this is an issue for cat owners over Christmas

It's not this hard peeps!

Can’t wait for the second stimulus check!

my business plan

The importance of reading labels

$$$$$$$$$$$

Futur is now

   

Most 2020 Christmas decoration award goes to:

choices

   

   

Received an appropriate gift this year.

STOP THE COUNT

I don't really remember where I found this, but it's gorgeous.

Played by her own brother...

   

Evil is my middle name

My Christmas card this year!

wait till you see their old tweets

Apparently my wrapping skills are not up to par so I have been demoted to tape dispenser!

breh

Just like dora did

me but older

thanks magic cat

That’s a lot of explaining.

numa numa