an hero
Ooooh
Looks like the Frosted Mega Wheats are ready for harvest
Kiss your butt goodbye
“"Shirtception" - my favorite gift every year from my brother. We're now at level 7.
Flat earth + 5G = comedy
Oi bruv.
Ride 'em cowboy
I thought he had 2 tongues but this explains it
a christmas miracle
for the bible tells me so
What did the apple say to the banana? NOTHING BANANAS DONT SPEAK!
alternate universe
Pure Admiration
dads
Adeptus mechanicus be like
My sister thought my leg could use more holiday spirit
peta
humm
terrible
This is why moshpits in drive-in concerts don't work.
best spiderman 3
Good Fit by Steve Nelson
Christmas decorations: men and women
Artist replaced his wife’s framed photos with Star Wars art and she didn’t notice for 8 days
pomst
Really makes you think
americea
This isn’t even close to making sense!
tak
no one is
Translation: “trust me, no one knows the streets better.” Cit.
Perp Talk
No good work goes unpunished
TIL falkor was part doodle.
because i am
Fun fact about Australia
How do you think this train ride will go?
Wings of death
he's a dop Ted
#justnetflixthings
This one is for the brehs
Micro maths
American food according to Europeans.
They are such a mysterious creatures
I saw the apron while shopping, and decided to do a remake of my mother’s favorite picture for Christmas. 23 years apart.
Played "Kids Against Maturity" on Christmas and my 13-yr-old throws this one down. Something tells me this game isn't really 8+.
Wonder Woman 1984..
Saw this sign at the grocery store today
Shoutout to my mom who very kindly brought me "dumbells" from the basement and even washed them so I could work out at home with weights - turns out these are old Soviet-era hand grenades
Its been a lot
Now just what are Alvin, Simon and Theodore doing?!
The disgust on his face is unbelievable. Poor guy.
I got some sweet cross stitching glasses
Well Prepared
I used to work at target 4 years ago and I was notorious for forgetting my name badge and "borrowing" someone else's. Just Found these. Lmk if you want your name badge back
Perfect alignment
Can I go to the can?
how could she
his feet too big for his gotdang feet
Scientists have discovered a black hole that absorbs all food falling to the floor.
My brother has been feeding a seagull scraps from his windowsill for weeks, so my girlfriend bought him this sign. Safe to say the seagull was not impressed.
I found this sign in a public restroom and I thought it was funny. Sorry for the bad lighting.
Just an unfortunate font selection.
Greek Mythology in a nutshell... yes, Zeus was a freak of nature and he deserve to be *bonked*
Target really decided if we're living in a pandemic we might as well look like we've lost our farm after locusts ate our crops
Santa vs. Satan
Told my boyfriend I was getting him a burger for Christmas
He’s looking fine
They only had one job...
Bigot spider
At First Glance
How the dog cage ended up being used.
Shift Change
My dad, his dog, and I all share the same hair cut
Even people that don't watch Star Wars love Baby Yoda.
How deep is the snow?
Ice Slice Baby
you promised
and i'm here 5'3 300lbs of fat
What's updog?
2nd wave
i need answers
I love accurate branding
My gf left this warning for me on my pillow
gold
AI Uno Reverse
Hope for 2021
Warning
Security lizard
My friends mom got him this for Christmas
Bought these for all of my friends this year
This was on the menu at the sushi restaurant I went to
Can't fault him for that
Someone deserve an award!!