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Haha dum dum muricans
Restrooms at the Blue Whale on Route 66. A magical place where strangers become close friends.
Bumper sticker that is so very true right now
A shocking diagnosis.
Someone teach me the secret of blank title posting
*unzips pants* here we go again
A yes africa hungry
the ultra contrarian
The bottom of this pizza box
haha smallpox go brrr
My stepdad didn't want a kitten the whole time we were looking for one, this is him within 30 seconds after the kitten arrived.
Your shit, get it, get it all together Hulu.
My cat jumps to extreme heights and thinks she's Batman
The perfect ninja
2021 not looking so good
Reupload due to rule break- friend sent me sid the Sloth in his wood
Just got a new job. They said to wear "Christmas clothes" the other day. They all came in dressed up. My dumb ass apparently didn't understood the same thing.
I can have a good time
Another year, another layer of tape
Spared no expense...
One of my 15yo son’s comics, hope you like it
Etsy shop sent the wrong apron - now I have an apron with this random guy's face
Meanwhile, NYE in New Zealand
This one, this is the one.
Its hard being a single dad
Haven't been in one for a while, but it's true
They Have No Faith.
2020 was not kind to Ellen
Get him Chewie!
problem, russian mafia?
Sir, I'm pretty sure this is just a domestic flight
I don’t think they thought this through.
Shhhh...his favorite show is on
Help a homie out.
NYPD at it again.
My dog reminded me of someone when he turned to look at me.
Not quite the answer we expected
Support your friends !
Title must not be empty.
It was time to update the sign.
New year's resolutions
Entauri outfit reveal
“We can repair anything”
Ultimate dad joke?
Damn, I think I missed a miracle.
I don’t think he has heard of second covid
From our local dairy farm.
Anon has gains
The moon is huge tonight wtf
Prolly the best Photoshop i've ever done
My new years resolution is to get fit
There are two types of people in the world
He´s back y´all!
Someone Bonk me please
el titelo de posto
Sometimes I really wonder if we are in a comedy show of an alien tv...
Proper way to quarantine
o>o whats this
This Porta Potty Cleaning truck.
One of these elves is not the same
I live with....
Someone is gonna die and he doesn't know yet
I like those odds
Don't forget to update your Euro notes
My cat started doing some Gymnastics
This kid is the worst.
Somethings not right with my Frozen book
So my dog likes to stand like this when he is startled
I didn’t know the first part, but the second part is intuitive.
I wonder what kind of stuff one has to go through to write a book like this
Best tool indeed
Let your sister drive they said. It'll be fun they said.
My fiancé and I have a system, I eat the chocolate waffers and I save him the cream so he can make these monsters
His mom cut his bangs.
shittiest company on the planet
Ah, Kaboom KABOOM!