They want me to write something about myself. I do my best to be funny, and I am short.
61,610 Karma Hunter
Written and directed by: George Lucas
Haha good friends of dimocracy
A poster is nothing but the sum of his OC #TheBig10k
They say perfect man doesn’t exists
Save the children
"Hey girl. Can I have yo numbuh?"
Oh no she dieent!!
I have a question..
What are we doing...
Cat got bonked IRL
quickly leave the sinking ship
Who rents porn?
Trust your eyes.
Write it down god d*mn it
6 years ago today I changed my parents computer background to my Grandmom’s face. They couldn’t figure out how to change it, so it lasted up until it died last year
A theatre in Sydney, Australia.
I ain't paying 15 bucks for skittles
that barrel is poggers
ONLY safe travel this year
He is tall though
“Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it"
Still hot so
My math teacher said that we needed to draw a duck on our assignment to receive credit, so this is what I made.
on second thought
I guess Google knows something we don't...
saw a video of a pelican trying to gobble up a whole ass capybara so I had to doodle this
The world is a joke
Get sh*t on kid!
Growing my own food
Who the f*ck
Strip club in Vancouver sign following the Storming of the US Capital
Not sure you want to end that subscription
Get em bois
Thanks, I feel great
We don't need karate anymore
The sad part is, they're right
Seen in kerrville
Ever get that feeling you are being followed?
Don't finger em!!
The long forgotten chemical compound!
Happy snip-snip day to my husband!
FEAR THE NIPPLE
Guys, don't hit Bob!
Easily the funniest birthday card I've ever gotten
maybe i should put on my combat gear and just go burn police stations with my brehs. in minecraft.
Signal Strength: Eggcellent
Godspeed, you magnificent ***s
Better then spiderman slap
Hope I'm not too late with this one
There really be girls like this out there, watch out
Oh sweet ducks
Got my first round of vaccinations today. Not gonna lie, I found this a little disconcerting.
I took this photo. Indeed, this is a photo taken of my own accord.
This ambulance my son got in a pack of toy cars... Ted Bundy must own the company
Pro chess player tip#1
hi mr fed breh
Wearing a steel helmet, a bulldog guards a London flat, circa 1940.
I hope for the day that the world burns after seeing this
What are you warning us about?
What a pussi
we're witnessing history, frens
Jury's still out on how emu-repellant it is
i heard they have large oil brehserves and various WMDs
How does it feel to be inside me?
Wish you were here
The one true viking