remember gains > horny

This horse statue near my town looks like Jar Jar Binks bustin a nut

Netflix just asked me this. Why yes, yes I am netflix

Just kidding, I don’t fly

I asked my wife where the left vagina is. She didn’t laugh.

who did it better?

My husband presented me with beef and broccoli for dinner. His plating skills are ridickulous!

Ned was no saint

This thought really digs into the relaxation time

yes

Here’s my COVID vaccine card after I forgot it was in my pocket after laundry

From the lowest dungeon to the highest peak, I fought him, the Child of Cincinnati

excellent

There was flooding where I live recently. Ironic

like should I just throw it away or should I swallow it?

a very unhealthy habit that i can't stop

based and gay

Compromise

Obviously because it's Japanese made

100% factual

chaddd

Creepy joe

based

Every night

For real?

The view over cat mountain is breathtaking at this time of year.

Maybe i'm a robot

Get back thots

"Aquarium Installs Sushi Roll Cylinders For Eels To Slide Into."

Yes, he can

The car goes vroooooom

Title

Dis gonna Be(rnie) good.

maced

Not sure who made this but it’s gold

golg

How innocent

Got him

Spaghetti Al Dente

Wire stripper

Thank God I don’t know what that means

We all get a kick out of these two businesses in town making jokes on their signs

"E"

Best one yet!!

Ummm, based?

sad existential honking noises

Dividing up the bed

Fool me thrice, shame on my neighbor

Go baby go go

Dogs are great listeners...

breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeha

I personally want the UwUzi

Looking for the perfect temperature

As a Dutch guy I can confirm.

Uh oh

Back to the drawing board I guess

Japan marketing

WE ARE HITTING CLOWN LEVELS THAT SHOULDN'T BE POSSIBLE

Buddy Gator - Cleaning Day

Remember to hydrate

wouldnt know brehs i only play league of brehs

Nintendo, y u gotta be like that :(

A company called CC Wellness sells a 175 gallon vat of lube on Amazon for $9,696.96. These are the product images.

ah yes let mark zuckerberg be the arbiter of free speech

I hate this world

low quality oc for my brehs breh

☹️

It’s funny. If you get it.

Sorry Anon

My daughter asked if I would like to participate in her home school art class... I never really grew up :)

the early bird gets a beating

For my sports ball enthusiasts

The internet is like 90% Tina Belcher

how about saruman?

Holding her right

Dave Chappelle photobombs newlyweds’ first photo as husband and wife

haha yes

Crotch goblin

:^)

I wonder why, too!

never would have guessed

the forbidden drincc

...

Maybe i am a robot

Later made into a gyros

Big

finally i can sleep

My 9 year old son had an only fans tab open. I braced myself. I clicked. I laughed.

(Y)

The unwritten rule about cats sitting on your lap

Two years ago I didn't quit my job and decided to not chase my dream. Today I still have the same job

ShitpostingLurkers

Probably not a re

there's always tomorrow

The holy drift

my boy JC

Literally the Patriarchy smh

Alright, which one of you chuckleheads owns this car?

auth-right just keeps on winning

adding eyebrows to Samoyed's