You SURE those are the windows you want?!?!
mgs4: war always changes
I just cant
Well if they didn’t use made up words this wouldn’t be a problem
So my parents' neighbour had written "LOVE THE EARTH" on his land in rocks. There was a very fortunate storm last night...
hand her over
Is this a good fit?
I went fishing just to relax, but there was so much pressure
WHAT A LEGEND
United Nations lmao
I'll tell you, just leave me alone
Watch at your own risk
Mommy's bad because she interrupted my meal
Nutritional advice, brought to you by Target!
They don't grow back for you
I don't like you, never did. Credit: @hannahhillam
I am once again asking for your help...
Continues to rub lamp.
Gotta love the sauce.
Why am I always the 1%
How I’m feeling about 2021.
Anything for money
If the mittens fit...
Canadian parking enforcement doesn’t mess around
I love hot showers!
Things that matter
Check and mate
Hey! Up here!
The numbers, Mason!
remember gains > horny
This horse statue near my town looks like Jar Jar Binks bustin a nut
Netflix just asked me this. Why yes, yes I am netflix
Just kidding, I don’t fly
I asked my wife where the left vagina is. She didn’t laugh.
who did it better?
My husband presented me with beef and broccoli for dinner. His plating skills are ridickulous!
Ned was no saint
This thought really digs into the relaxation time
Here’s my COVID vaccine card after I forgot it was in my pocket after laundry
From the lowest dungeon to the highest peak, I fought him, the Child of Cincinnati
There was flooding where I live recently. Ironic
like should I just throw it away or should I swallow it?
a very unhealthy habit that i can't stop
based and gay
Obviously because it's Japanese made
The view over cat mountain is breathtaking at this time of year.
Maybe i'm a robot
Get back thots
"Aquarium Installs Sushi Roll Cylinders For Eels To Slide Into."
Yes, he can
The car goes vroooooom
Dis gonna Be(rnie) good.
Not sure who made this but it’s gold
Spaghetti Al Dente
Thank God I don’t know what that means
We all get a kick out of these two businesses in town making jokes on their signs
Best one yet!!
sad existential honking noises
Dividing up the bed
Fool me thrice, shame on my neighbor
Go baby go go
Dogs are great listeners...
I personally want the UwUzi
Looking for the perfect temperature
As a Dutch guy I can confirm.
Back to the drawing board I guess
WE ARE HITTING CLOWN LEVELS THAT SHOULDN'T BE POSSIBLE
Buddy Gator - Cleaning Day
Remember to hydrate
wouldnt know brehs i only play league of brehs