A dog. A car. Short friends. A big house. An exotic place. A six pack. Not ugly. = TINDER 100

uno reverse card

The mars landing on earth

The future is now.

How to send someone back to 1993

First term goes brrrrrrrrrrrr

Women don't exist.

Easy peasy. I think I can be a pilot now.

I Put Googly Eyes On My Wifes Cookie Jar and It Turned Into Peter Griffin

Sensitive matter

Some of you guys need some god, damn shrimp in your lives.

how to get past first base on a first date

yeet

among us

Chad was ejected

Doesn't matter to me

Roses are red, violets are not

I love Minnesota humor

"I don't see race!! I don't care whether you're

I like to walk on opposite footsteps, to make it look like someone has been jumping.

A sign my mom put up in her extra bathroom

balls

Wow Son, That's Wonderful

Over his head

"That's a tasty-looking ankle you've got over there." - cat

sad times

The back of an ACTUAL Pepperidge Farms truck.

shoot

My friend sent this to her Professor today

Fiance and I just got the vaccine, haven't noticed any side effects yet

Why would they apologise for something awsome

I'm gonna hang here in the corner. Juuust out of sight.

negging

stressed

fryed

not sure

Yeah ok, nice try Covid, nice try...

wise old man

Make 7 up yours

I merged 2 adverts to create one important message...

Damn poles

Movin' on up!

Life after we all get the covid vaccine

Recovering

Verification systems are adapting to the current times

The ultimate sacrifice

Found my dad's birthday card. It wasn't hard.

Celebrity apology

Pretty accurate actually.

how milk is made

Good thing that Noah wasn't an architect

coke

Hope Eminem's alright...

Finally, someone appreciates me.

jap

A Wasted Life

"it's so tiresome"

OG Bad Boy

New York’s neighborhood fishmonger

desporado

Am I the only one who thinks Meghan Markle's dress looks like a bird pooped on her?

Hey guys, I found Jeff

You start tomorrow

I think they're all handsome.

I dont know if this was posted before

❄️Snowbattle Royale❄️

Found in Munich, Germany

can't wait to learn that trick too

Relax, I'm a Doctor.

Ovuvuevuevue Enyetuenwuevue Ugbemugbem Osas

we know how this is gonna end

2 weeks to flatten the curve

Maximum privacy

Pain. Suffering even.

The corona rule signs at our school are the best

At 2 am

Perfect Human Being

Women be shoppin' there.

My neighbour is showing off again :(

make your fathers proud, don't donate to titty streamers

So friendly

Looking through old photos, I love that my mom took the time to capture the moment

Always insane Liam

Frug

Open box before eating pizza

You can't ignore the signs

And mom said I never took recorder seriously.

Evil stepsister

Pebis value go brrrrrrrrrr

Tbh, that's scary af

This mans needs are not met

Touché Google, touché

Can we just take a moment to admire this art?

Clever road sign

Nothing worse than being Tuna shamed.

I’m convinced Kevin hart is one of many clones

This month's schedule

Total Immunity

:^)

mc