I wish I had these when my wife was pregnant

not in my house

Answer please

America fat

Upper management came to supervise the vehicle repair.

Custom Unspeakable Milk

yep

"Mum your lightsaber isn't working"

fat shaming

Stefon knows his shots

Rescue dog

lobby

Up in here, up in here!

one f*ck two f*ck red f*ck blue f*ck

Growing up in Canada with UK parents

I don't know how I managed without this book

talk about a shitpost

Destiny awaits

Am I the weird one for expecting this to rhyme?

My sweater as a kid in Iraq

HIMYM characters and their mental issues

Fighting Windmills

When your obachan was a duelist

pineapples

Great, I've been looking for a place to sacrifice children.

hitchhiking

His punches have the power of kicks!

HEY DOES ANYO-

why

Just doing his thing

Its not going back! Its advancing forward!

boo hoo

seedless

***ing Florida

Amy needs to get it together

Painters had to mask off the pantry but still had our backs.

pain

ups

meme material

Bamboozled

He did not expect the internet...

Can't F wait

In the chair tonight

Fbtffpftt

indihome

Like i said. I’m keeping tabs this year

rabbit

Her reaction

Energy potion

okk

Some won't enjoy it, but you will.

New boy wonder

getting banned from china any%

The next contestant is.. me!

garbage

Australia’s federal health minister has been admitted to hospital. The Australian media didn’t waste the wordplay opportunity.

a man

Bloddy *** *** *** *** [OC]

@Deznal (its friday here)

Existence

:^)

Suburban nature is disgusting

"Last" $100 million

It's Mario Day

How to mow the lawn in those hard to reach places

meecrowavé

Clear your mind.

petit-déjeuner de champions

become

‍ ‍ ‍

Something is not correct.

Bought a bug zapper on Amazon, This is the pic that really sold it for me.

FFVI

brain

dude..

UHH

The Royal family judging Archie

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!

Sometimes you get exactly what you wished for.

The queen on infinite health or sum shit

My favorite Dr. Seuss book

First Boss

Just to make sure everyone knows...

That one time we met Jason Momoa and my husband came up with this great idea. Two years later and I haven't washed my hair!

Huh.

I can think of one person who's getting this for his retirement party

I heard the sauce recipe is killer

toxhicc

wake up sheeple

Project Apollo recruitment

Jeopardy! contestant teases legend Ken Jennings by jokingly writing the incorrect response of H&R Block for Final Jeopardy. H&R Block was the answer that ended Jennings' 74-game winning streak.

anon has autism

this packaging on walnuts

Was looking for a sandwich maker, MVP Paul has sold me on this one

Leslie Nielsen makes everything better

darn

wouldve liked to see her more

Snakes and traitors everywhere.

better plottwist of ww2 if the allies wouldve lost because of italy

*A life is in danger*