Australia’s federal health minister has been admitted to hospital. The Australian media didn’t waste the wordplay opportunity.

a man

Bloddy *** *** *** *** [OC]

@Deznal (its friday here)

Existence

:^)

Suburban nature is disgusting

"Last" $100 million

It's Mario Day

How to mow the lawn in those hard to reach places

meecrowavé

Clear your mind.

petit-déjeuner de champions

become

‍ ‍ ‍

Something is not correct.

Bought a bug zapper on Amazon, This is the pic that really sold it for me.

FFVI

brain

dude..

UHH

The Royal family judging Archie

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!

Sometimes you get exactly what you wished for.

The queen on infinite health or sum shit

My favorite Dr. Seuss book

First Boss

Just to make sure everyone knows...

That one time we met Jason Momoa and my husband came up with this great idea. Two years later and I haven't washed my hair!

Huh.

I can think of one person who's getting this for his retirement party

I heard the sauce recipe is killer

toxhicc

wake up sheeple

Project Apollo recruitment

Jeopardy! contestant teases legend Ken Jennings by jokingly writing the incorrect response of H&R Block for Final Jeopardy. H&R Block was the answer that ended Jennings' 74-game winning streak.

anon has autism

this packaging on walnuts

Was looking for a sandwich maker, MVP Paul has sold me on this one

Leslie Nielsen makes everything better

darn

wouldve liked to see her more

Snakes and traitors everywhere.

better plottwist of ww2 if the allies wouldve lost because of italy

*A life is in danger*

dbaaall

Easy like riding a bike

hotttttt

I always wanted my own Mann Co. themed letter.

accurate

White noise

We don't have the budget

he's got a point

Dang boii!!

Best advice ever.

womensday

I'm just not that funny kind of a guy

ha got em

Hmmmm

Man what a guy that Gaston!

burgers?

When reincarnation goes wrong.

Don’t reed it

Suddenly a wild surveillance appears...

Sometimes It Is Obvious

Back when this was the hardest decision you had to make

gans

Wait a minute

the lion king in real life

Manscaped dont gotta do me like that

And you thought your weather was horrible

She seems to be in shock

At least he is honest.

For a cretassic hunger

gaining the system

Smart crow

what a sweet guy

Saw this sign at my local Subway.

Minivans, am I right?

trolled

Celebs’ reactions to seeing Lady Gaga’s meat dress for the first time

Spring fever is here

This is how we pick our company leaders in the U.K...

Hulk Cowgan

Naturally Beautiful Without Makeup

Smart He was

How am I meant to drive with this in my rear view?

5 minute crafts

Jesus, just say no!

This was outside a local filling station.

So I just found this weird plant growing outside if anyone knows what it is?

The Empire's new secret weapon

The Best Villans

Good Doctor

@mctrump

Paw patrol

*yawns in royal

Do you know: If a Donkey and a Zebra have a baby, it is called a Zonkey !

sumer

Don't skip leg day