Do you know: If a Donkey and a Zebra have a baby, it is called a Zonkey !
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Don't skip leg day
Working in the yard yesterday I think I found the original coronavirus
every MOBA in a nutshell
I guess I don't any new cat toys for awhile...
The Crown writers after watching Oprah's interview with Harry and Meghan
This installer for a VPN
I really hated the cheesy inspirational quotes on our calendar, so I made my own
I’ve accidentally shrunk my husbands jacket. Husband for scale
Billie lost it
That's just how I imagined it going
the king's gift
Based on an expensive true story.
I want that book!!
It's all fun and games until the titans return for their cutlery
One must control their Hubris
Vote for me or else...
Blowing the case open on big door
Why do you want to work here?
Buckle up kid, you are about to witness some real shit.
Ask horny questions get horny answers
We created a TIME MACHINE!
Round problems require flat solutions
These are the people you're arguing with on social media
Coupon sticker guy needs a new job
modern problems require modern solutions
The first rule is
Painful but true
Biggest Pimp of the 1700's
The GF wasn’t having my shenanigans... I mean, I was seated...
Water bottles on the nightstand = nightmares
I accidentally googled "Moneigh" instead of Monet. I was the opposite of disappointed.
That's enough now.
Jessica rabbit is better than lola bunny
Hey now, there's a juggalo in flavortown
Obviously late, but hey, #2020. My self-drafted cross stitch pattern.
Star wars droid
Release the kraken!!
That is the surprise
the english and roman alphabets were fine... but then the greek alphabets came
...and pretty adorable, too.
An artist in the 80's was commissioned to depict what he thought some stars of the time would look like in the year 2000. You can't get everything right..
it all makes sense now
For the drunk and lazy
Just a casual walk at beach
What the Duck!?!
HAPPY 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF OUR 2 WEEK QUARANTINE
My sister looked up right as I turned the filter on
We all have to start out small somewhere
"Jinkies? Isn't that a breakfast cereal or something?"
Little happy trees
it ain't happening, borther
Found on the polish side of the internet, i just translated it
We live in a society
A supermarket employee is tempting chaos
they don't live in a society
Now they can't sue us.
uhmm, elmo? are you alright bud?
As found in your local Home Depot...
Iv'e hit rock bottom with all this noise
One a spicy meatball
Meanwhile in the Canadian winter...
TAKE THAT MURICANS
& Tʜᴇ Osᴄᴀʀ Gᴏᴇs Tᴏ:
And I have never had to use this in my entire life
I think someone lost a bet