Vote for me or else...

Blowing the case open on big door

:^)

Why do you want to work here?

HAHA YEEET

Buckle up kid, you are about to witness some real shit.

Ask horny questions get horny answers

: O

We created a TIME MACHINE!

Round problems require flat solutions

These are the people you're arguing with on social media

Coupon sticker guy needs a new job

modern problems require modern solutions

The first rule is

Painful but true

Biggest Pimp of the 1700's

lolas

The GF wasn’t having my shenanigans... I mean, I was seated...

Sunday humor

Water bottles on the nightstand = nightmares

I accidentally googled "Moneigh" instead of Monet. I was the opposite of disappointed.

That's enough now.

teef

Jessica rabbit is better than lola bunny

:^)

Marooned

do you?

Hey now, there's a juggalo in flavortown

Obviously late, but hey, #2020. My self-drafted cross stitch pattern.

wait

red line

Legolegs

Star wars droid

pockets

Release the kraken!!

That is the surprise

the english and roman alphabets were fine... but then the greek alphabets came

F boys

...and pretty adorable, too.

Self-aware fridge

birds

An artist in the 80's was commissioned to depict what he thought some stars of the time would look like in the year 2000. You can't get everything right..

it all makes sense now

work

tru

For the drunk and lazy

Just a casual walk at beach

What the Duck!?!

happiness

Short Kings

HAPPY 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF OUR 2 WEEK QUARANTINE

My sister looked up right as I turned the filter on

JWS

We all have to start out small somewhere

Cookie thief.

"Jinkies? Isn't that a breakfast cereal or something?"

Little happy trees

it ain't happening, borther

Found on the polish side of the internet, i just translated it

We live in a society

A supermarket employee is tempting chaos

Rip booba

they don't live in a society

Now they can't sue us.

uhmm, elmo? are you alright bud?

As found in your local Home Depot...

uii

Iv'e hit rock bottom with all this noise

One a spicy meatball

Disappointed sink

Meanwhile in the Canadian winter...

TAKE THAT MURICANS

& Tʜᴇ Osᴄᴀʀ Gᴏᴇs Tᴏ:

Dumbass duo.

And I have never had to use this in my entire life

I think someone lost a bet

Lunch lessons.

This absurd looking shell gas station

This is the most typical photo I took in 8 years as a dog owner

caught my cat making the surprised pikachu face

"Damn, shouldn't taken this job"

This is the most perfect photo i took in the 8 years of being a dog owner

This photo of the pope meeting Ayatollah Sistani looks like the waiting room to see God.

I believe in a higher power.

Wife decided to decorate the half bath.

My new lamp really ties the room together

Emotional Support Raccoon

The sink has attitude

I took a photo of our neighbours cat wanting to come in

Finally, a lotion that gets me

when government thinks u know 2 much

chonky void mlep

A vicious guard dog attacked me on my Amazon delivery today

You trippin

So bullying may be the answer

Website Design

Happy birthday! No homo

Found this lost gem in a very old part of my photos.

My father-in-law bird watching in Central Park.

Use with caution