5'3 dwarf that loves muscle girls and i'm shy.
We all have to start out small somewhere
"Jinkies? Isn't that a breakfast cereal or something?"
Little happy trees
it ain't happening, borther
Found on the polish side of the internet, i just translated it
We live in a society
A supermarket employee is tempting chaos
they don't live in a society
Now they can't sue us.
uhmm, elmo? are you alright bud?
As found in your local Home Depot...
Iv'e hit rock bottom with all this noise
One a spicy meatball
Meanwhile in the Canadian winter...
TAKE THAT MURICANS
& Tʜᴇ Osᴄᴀʀ Gᴏᴇs Tᴏ:
And I have never had to use this in my entire life
I think someone lost a bet
This absurd looking shell gas station
This is the most typical photo I took in 8 years as a dog owner
caught my cat making the surprised pikachu face
"Damn, shouldn't taken this job"
This is the most perfect photo i took in the 8 years of being a dog owner
This photo of the pope meeting Ayatollah Sistani looks like the waiting room to see God.
I believe in a higher power.
Wife decided to decorate the half bath.
My new lamp really ties the room together
Emotional Support Raccoon
The sink has attitude
I took a photo of our neighbours cat wanting to come in
Finally, a lotion that gets me
when government thinks u know 2 much
chonky void mlep
A vicious guard dog attacked me on my Amazon delivery today
So bullying may be the answer
Happy birthday! No homo
Found this lost gem in a very old part of my photos.
My father-in-law bird watching in Central Park.
Use with caution
Libtards can't handle this thiccness
You cannot kill an idea
This is the most perfect photo I took in 7 years as a cat owner
I wish I could afford the rent
sour cream on the side
You can do it
Read another book
Toronto restaurant renamed their burgers so they can be expensed to your job
There’s a gap in the cabinets because of an angled sink. Countertops get installed on Monday
Ein. Bier. Bitte.
on HL worst is newfag
Reject monke. Progress to crab.
Guns N’ Roses have really mellowed with age
I'm looking at you Lut Gholein
Smoking leads to Necromancy
Nobody can stop this guy from sleeping.
what a monster
Good ol’ Firefox
What's really happening on Mars
Thankfully I am stuffed after eating 4!
Offended but agree with it like 99%
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (y)
Clown school crime scene
Dudders is a cam thot
I photoshopped a hippo and a dolphin together.
There’s an imposter among us
So many cups
I build unnecessary products and today I created The Gator Briefs!
A lady posted this on a ‘DIY doodle grooming’ FB page and said they think they messed up and I cannot stop laughing
To shadow realm with you
Great system we have here
Turned the tables
Shamelessly stolen from twitter