Read another book

*gulp*

Toronto restaurant renamed their burgers so they can be expensed to your job

b*tch

There’s a gap in the cabinets because of an angled sink. Countertops get installed on Monday

ree

<333

Ein. Bier. Bitte.

prr

on HL worst is newfag

Reject monke. Progress to crab.

Guns N’ Roses have really mellowed with age

mfw

I'm looking at you Lut Gholein

mmmwwwwrrrawhr

Smoking leads to Necromancy

Nobody can stop this guy from sleeping.

wa'ah

what a monster

Close enough

Pregnancy Q&A

I'm pissed

how humane

Good ol’ Firefox

What's really happening on Mars

Thankfully I am stuffed after eating 4!

Offended but agree with it like 99%

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (y)

Clown school crime scene

Dudders is a cam thot

I photoshopped a hippo and a dolphin together.

There’s an imposter among us

So many cups

Peak performance

Lockdown Diet

I build unnecessary products and today I created The Gator Briefs!

A lady posted this on a ‘DIY doodle grooming’ FB page and said they think they messed up and I cannot stop laughing

To shadow realm with you

Great system we have here

Turned the tables

No u

Shamelessly stolen from twitter

It be like that.

Just keep spinning

My uncle said that any fortune that came from a cookie was a good fortune but I’m not so sure about this one

Beethoven’s Fourth Movement.

Shhhh carefull, meme police may not find this...

"Work Hard, Stay Harder..."

Proof that cats and water don't mix.

The winner for the most packages from Amazon is.... this guy.

I think I Found Simon’s Truck

Canadian Social Distancing

No Minimum Wage

Rare photo of US Army using the latest technology

Petition to have more of these

Bad Boy For Life

Glow up

soy

On the bottom of my coffee bag

gas

Camouflaged

Lies, deception

Wait a minute here...

Keep it safe from him.

...and don't call me Shirley!

problems

Got a greeting loicense madame?

Hmm, no wonder meems attract autists. Incest.

two intellectuals disscussing

shidd

bye bye Chad

The perfect date

It's time to stop

He just wanted him some pu$$y

Look at me! I am the captain now.

Look hooman, I'm a starboi!

A love note from granddaughter to grandfather

it works bros

Cat comes every so often to the back of the house to let us know it’s meal time

Well I’m sold.

I work in a call center. Sometimes I like to draw some of my rude callers. I catch myself daydreaming about this scenario a lot.

My first ever shiner. I walked into a tree playing Pokemon Go... I'm just that cool.

I found a box of these business cards in my friends basement.

Mind ya bidness.

Really does!

I am now looking forward to death

Arriving in style

I've been living my entire life wrong

Aunt Cass, Lady Dimitrescu, Bowsette, Earth-chan... the power of horny knows no bound, amen

Cough cough pass

Somebody feels really strong about this.

Redittors can relate

The time paradox has been solved boys

meanwhile Pythagoras...

I'm gonna hang this shoe on my wall.. It's as good as art.

Smooth ass nagger

Best email I've received in a very long time... from Netflix...

Stand Up Comedy

Two consecutive ads right in the kisser

if you think about it, its true